Topic: IntimiDating
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Mon 07/06/09 05:57 PM

Oh man...you got a real thing for uphill battles...

Proper venacular on an internet chat site?

Okay Don Quixote'...keep tilting at those windmills my good man. I find it much easier to just dummy down for 90% of the people I converse with.

Consider this...if the old adage is correct about "opposites attract"...you are destined for an illiterate bubbleheaded bimbo with dyslexia and a speech impediment. hahahahahahaha

I may be right!


Krupa, practically everybody I've ever BEEN with has been that type!

Well, OK, enough is enough, right?

The way I see it, if I can't find anyone compatible, regardless, I might as well hold out for the non-existent intellectual/artistic girl rather than the non-existent fluffball airhead, right? I can pretend that I have some standards anyway.


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Mon 07/06/09 06:10 PM

The way I see it, if I can't find anyone compatible, regardless, I might as well hold out for the non-existent intellectual/artistic girl rather than the non-existent fluffball airhead, right? I can pretend that I have some standards anyway.


Standards would imply an actual measurement and some amount of paying attention. I'm pretty much oblivious to the goings on around here anymore. My perfect match could walk up, sit in my lap and nibble on my neck and I'd be wondering why my legs were starting to get numb. Of course I don't want to discourage anyone from trying.

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Mon 07/06/09 06:13 PM


The way I see it, if I can't find anyone compatible, regardless, I might as well hold out for the non-existent intellectual/artistic girl rather than the non-existent fluffball airhead, right? I can pretend that I have some standards anyway.


Standards would imply an actual measurement and some amount of paying attention. I'm pretty much oblivious to the goings on around here anymore. My perfect match could walk up, sit in my lap and nibble on my neck and I'd be wondering why my legs were starting to get numb. Of course I don't want to discourage anyone from trying.


Well, after 2 1/2 years on the site, I think I have finally discovered the secret to getting attention here.

The next step is to fine-tune it so that the attention doesn't consist entirely of heavy objects and poison darts coming at me.

It's a learning curve.

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Mon 07/06/09 06:15 PM
so, does that mean you are helping to sponsor the shindig at Charles' place with Mark?

flowerforyou

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Mon 07/06/09 06:17 PM

so, does that mean you are helping to sponsor the shindig at Charles' place with Mark?

flowerforyou


I'd love to, but I had this horrible premonition of trap doors and big drafty rooms filled with JustSayHi t-shirts....


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Mon 07/06/09 06:24 PM


so, does that mean you are helping to sponsor the shindig at Charles' place with Mark?

flowerforyou


I'd love to, but I had this horrible premonition of trap doors and big drafty rooms filled with JustSayHi t-shirts....




surprised

tngxl65's photo
Mon 07/06/09 06:28 PM



The way I see it, if I can't find anyone compatible, regardless, I might as well hold out for the non-existent intellectual/artistic girl rather than the non-existent fluffball airhead, right? I can pretend that I have some standards anyway.


Standards would imply an actual measurement and some amount of paying attention. I'm pretty much oblivious to the goings on around here anymore. My perfect match could walk up, sit in my lap and nibble on my neck and I'd be wondering why my legs were starting to get numb. Of course I don't want to discourage anyone from trying.


Well, after 2 1/2 years on the site, I think I have finally discovered the secret to getting attention here.

The next step is to fine-tune it so that the attention doesn't consist entirely of heavy objects and poison darts coming at me.

It's a learning curve.



That's the kind of thing that has to be contracted out. You should feel flattered. It's not generally something UPS will accommodate.

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Mon 07/06/09 06:34 PM




The way I see it, if I can't find anyone compatible, regardless, I might as well hold out for the non-existent intellectual/artistic girl rather than the non-existent fluffball airhead, right? I can pretend that I have some standards anyway.


Standards would imply an actual measurement and some amount of paying attention. I'm pretty much oblivious to the goings on around here anymore. My perfect match could walk up, sit in my lap and nibble on my neck and I'd be wondering why my legs were starting to get numb. Of course I don't want to discourage anyone from trying.


Well, after 2 1/2 years on the site, I think I have finally discovered the secret to getting attention here.

The next step is to fine-tune it so that the attention doesn't consist entirely of heavy objects and poison darts coming at me.

It's a learning curve.



That's the kind of thing that has to be contracted out. You should feel flattered. It's not generally something UPS will accommodate.


My publisher pulled a few strings....

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Mon 07/06/09 08:13 PM


Oh man...you got a real thing for uphill battles...

Proper venacular on an internet chat site?

Okay Don Quixote'...keep tilting at those windmills my good man. I find it much easier to just dummy down for 90% of the people I converse with.

Consider this...if the old adage is correct about "opposites attract"...you are destined for an illiterate bubbleheaded bimbo with dyslexia and a speech impediment. hahahahahahaha

I may be right!


Krupa, practically everybody I've ever BEEN with has been that type!

Well, OK, enough is enough, right?

The way I see it, if I can't find anyone compatible, regardless, I might as well hold out for the non-existent intellectual/artistic girl rather than the non-existent fluffball airhead, right? I can pretend that I have some standards anyway.




Not being condescending here Dude...sounds like you are heading towards a love affair with your palm

Dragoness's photo
Mon 07/06/09 08:18 PM



Oh man...you got a real thing for uphill battles...

Proper venacular on an internet chat site?

Okay Don Quixote'...keep tilting at those windmills my good man. I find it much easier to just dummy down for 90% of the people I converse with.

Consider this...if the old adage is correct about "opposites attract"...you are destined for an illiterate bubbleheaded bimbo with dyslexia and a speech impediment. hahahahahahaha

I may be right!


Krupa, practically everybody I've ever BEEN with has been that type!

Well, OK, enough is enough, right?

The way I see it, if I can't find anyone compatible, regardless, I might as well hold out for the non-existent intellectual/artistic girl rather than the non-existent fluffball airhead, right? I can pretend that I have some standards anyway.




Not being condescending here Dude...sounds like you are heading towards a love affair with your palm



I am sorry Lex but that was funnylaugh

Good question though when are standards an impossible barrier instead of a stepping stone?

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Mon 07/06/09 08:21 PM
I rarely ever punctuate.

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Tue 07/07/09 05:16 AM
Edited by hereformore on Tue 07/07/09 05:21 AM


The way I see it, if I can't find anyone compatible, regardless, I might as well hold out for the non-existent intellectual/artistic girl rather than the non-existent fluffball airhead, right? I can pretend that I have some standards anyway.


Standards would imply an actual measurement and some amount of paying attention. I'm pretty much oblivious to the goings on around here anymore. My perfect match could walk up, sit in my lap and nibble on my neck and I'd be wondering why my legs were starting to get numb. Of course I don't want to discourage anyone from trying.

If she's on your lap and your legs are getting numb you might want to keep looking.

All kidding aside, I would agree, spelling etc. are important to me as well.

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Tue 07/07/09 05:37 AM


The way I see it, if I can't find anyone compatible, regardless, I might as well hold out for the non-existent intellectual/artistic girl rather than the non-existent fluffball airhead, right? I can pretend that I have some standards anyway.


Standards would imply an actual measurement and some amount of paying attention. I'm pretty much oblivious to the goings on around here anymore. My perfect match could walk up, sit in my lap and nibble on my neck and I'd be wondering why my legs were starting to get numb. Of course I don't want to discourage anyone from trying.


mighty fine visual for early in the morning blushing


earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 07/07/09 06:05 AM
I dont find you intimidating at all, not ever. Witty maybe.

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Tue 07/07/09 08:10 AM

I dont find you intimidating at all, not ever. Witty maybe.


Thank you -- that's what I've been shooting for....

I have no interest in intimidating anybody -- I mean, where's the logic in that? -- and, as someone mentioned in an e-mail I got this morning, the decision to BE intimidated is a choice they make....based on....? I don't know. Reasons are reasons.


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Tue 07/07/09 09:25 AM


I dont find you intimidating at all, not ever. Witty maybe.


Thank you -- that's what I've been shooting for....

I have no interest in intimidating anybody -- I mean, where's the logic in that? -- and, as someone mentioned in an e-mail I got this morning, the decision to BE intimidated is a choice they make....based on....? I don't know. Reasons are reasons.




I'm not sure it's a choice so much as an insecurity. I know a bit about insecurities. I have a box of them.

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Tue 07/07/09 09:30 AM

Not being condescending here Dude...sounds like you are heading towards a love affair with your palm


Well, I always said it's better to be alone than to be with the wrong person.

As a historical matter, I have scads of proof that "wrong persons" exist, but not a shred of evidence to support the idea that a "right person" does.

What do they call it when a person refuses to believe that something that doesn't exist, doesn't exist?

Either insanity or religion, I guess....

tngxl65's photo
Tue 07/07/09 09:35 AM

If she's on your lap and your legs are getting numb you might want to keep looking.


I don't think it would matter the size. She probably could be an elf and she would still cut off my circulation.

Let's face it... I'm getting old. I can still spike a volleyball, run a few laps, and stay up past midnight, but some things you can't hide from. I think I'm 30. My body occasionally argues with me.

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Tue 07/07/09 09:49 AM
Edited by Noden on Tue 07/07/09 10:02 AM
Hi Lex, what's shaking and when is the site opening up?pitchfork
You still searching; for that lady that may not exist. Maybe you might want to let down your hair, shake it lose and let it fall. There is happiness in just being human.smooched

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Tue 07/07/09 09:58 AM
Edited by Noden on Tue 07/07/09 10:00 AM
Oh god...smokin