A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines
from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out
the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs,
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big
airplanes have baby airplanes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an
answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the
stewardess. The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and
said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "yes she did."

"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there
are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have
your Mom explain that to you."

LOL

LMAO that was good

damn that was good nurcej

too funny thanks

that was a knee slapper several time over.

South West is a fun airline. They tell jokes and play
around on there all the time.