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Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
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Chris Knight: Kent puts his name on his license plate.
Mitch: My mom does the same thing to my underwear. Chris Knight: Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit? Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Mitch: No... Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream? Real Genius |
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"I wanted a mission,and for my sins,they gave me one."...Captain Willard in Apocalypse Now. be seeing you
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"I give the best blow jobs"..."oh yea...I'd like to see you do that"....Scene from Hysterical Blindness..lol
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"Good....., Bad....., Im the guy with the gun"
Ash is the man. TM |
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Chris Knight: Kent puts his name on his license plate. Mitch: My mom does the same thing to my underwear. Chris Knight: Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit? Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Mitch: No... Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream? Real Genius The entire movie is quotable, Real Genius is genius. |
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A lot of Bruce Campbell's movies are quotable, besides Army of Darkness there's--
Bruce Campbell: Consider yourself officially exempt from my wrath sweetcakes, and if you're lucky a little later I'll let you play with my boomstick. - My Name Is Bruce -------------------------- Elvis: It'd been two presidential elections since I'd had a boner like that. - Bubba Ho Tep Elvis: The revealing of her panties wasn't intentional or unintentional. She just didn't give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatening, she didn't mind if I get a bird's eye view of her love nest. It was same to her as a house cat sneaking a peek. - Bubba Ho Tep -------------------------- Girl in bar: You're cute. Renaldo the Heel: Keep talkin', baby. Maybe you'll tell me something I don't already know. - Crimewave Renaldo the Heel: Hey baby, why don't ya come on over to my pad. We'll have a scotch and sofa. - Crimewave Renaldo the Heel: I've never seen you here before. I like that in a woman. - Crimewave Nancy: I'm not that kind of girl! Renaldo the Heel: Well, with a little practice you could learn to be. - Crimewave |
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I fart in your general direction-Monthy Python and the Holy Grail
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I fart in your general direction-Monthy Python and the Holy Grail What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Run away!!! "...just because some watery tart threw a sword at you" What are you going to do? Bleed on me? Shes got HUGE . . . tracts of land! And the apptly named, "Sir Not in This Film." Thats the most Foul, Cruel'n ill-tempred rodent you ever set eyes on! Look at the bones! 
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The Mummy
Evy - I AM A LIBRARIAN!!! |
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Tombstone - Doc Holiday comments on being drunk after being told he is too drunk to shot someone "I have 2 guns...... one for each of ya"
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Fri 07/24/09 05:19 PM
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ACME (O.S.)
Are we going to play pattycake tonight? JESSICA RABBIT (0.5.) Marvin, I have a headache... ACME (O.S.) (hurt) But you promised... JESSICA RABBIT (O.S.) Oh, all right. But this time take that hand buzzer off... (sounds of ACME and JESSICA O.S. playing pattycake pattycake) Valiant's eyes widen in disgust. VALIANT Jesus Christ!!... 
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"you be careful. people who wear masks cannot be trusted." ~ the princess bride
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It's a hell of a season
the bulls can't lose and I can't get layed Susan Sarandon - Bull Burham |
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Tombstone - Doc Holiday comments on being drunk after being told he is too drunk to shot someone "I have 2 guns...... one for each of ya" Ah yes. My favorite line as well. |
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Kevin Spacey in The Ref
Mom, for christmas next year I'm gonna get you a big wooden cross and when you fell unappreciated you can climb up and nail yourself to it. |
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Sat 07/25/09 01:58 AM
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This WHOLEEE SCENE! CLASSIC!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yil2jWQ5Oqg |
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Who's the judge?
The judge is God! Why is he God? Because he decides who wins or loses, not my opponent! Who's your opponent? He doesn't exist! Why does he not exist? Because he is merely a dissenting voice to the truth I speak! SPEAK THE TRUTH. Melvin Tolson The Great Debaters (2007) 
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