Sorry, the whole thing about a chicken getting married makes me laugh.

So, what exactly is your question?
You asked why women make you so happy.

why do you wear shoes that ruin your feet?

Be careful what you offer...I found out, to my incredible surprise, that my idea of 'ask me anything' was very, very pale compared to some other people's imaginations! WOW!

I dont!
My favorite pair of shoes are my DC skater-ish shoes!
I LOVE them!
Not only are they comfy, but they are freaking adorable! :)

Lol, yeah after I posted, I was thinking about that, but the guys have been very good in this post!

yer sorry ment women in general
would you meaning YOU this time, go on a first date with no makeup on.. none

I didn't wear heels until a few years ago and I found out that really great shoes don't HAVE to be uncomfortable or ruin your feet. Good and comfy shoes are good and comfy shoes no matter the heel height - if they are miserable, get rid of them!

No, lol.
But I dont wear tons of make-up.
I just like to wear a little on my eyes.
But no, I would not go on a first date without make up on.

1. the shoes make our legs look good and we feel sexy. (plus im 4'10", i need the height! lol)

2. bad lie: did you cheat on me? no
good lie: honey does my butt look big? no, you are beautiful.

3. conga players beat it very well.

Thats because all drummers, conga players, timbale players, and other percussionists are always in the background working their butts off so the egotistical lead singers and guitar players who are in front get noticed and get the women.

But sometimes we drummers get to meet some ladies because there are ladies in the audience who like the rhythm players and know the talent when they see talent.

Don't know but some possible reasons could be...

I think women wear heels because of the height and the perception that they are sexy.

While rythm is good it is hard to sing along with.

Authors are cool but I think it makes women nervous to wonder if their personal life will end up in a book.

Okay, I've been wanting to know this for a long time.

Why is it a woman will likely say no if I invite her over to "have sex," but will likely say yes if I invite her over to see my new thing-a-ma-jig or to watch a movie or anything other than sex she'll come over and then have sex with me while she's there? I know women are smart enough to know I'm asking her over to have sex.

My guess is saying yes to sex would make her feel like a slut. But if the sex "just happens" because it felt right at the time then it's okay.

why do women like motorcycles lol is it cause it vibrates?

Why do almost all women have so many cloths, that they could wear a different outfit every day for 4 years?????
Also...why do most women wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small??

If I can see a camel toe.. so can everyone else

but high heel hiking boots

Funny!

good guess or the woman could be very naive in nature and really thinking you're asking her over for what you're asking her over for.

I think most women do know what your really asking, but maybe it feels trashy to go over there for that, so keep inviting them over for something else, and if it leads into sex, then it does, if not, try again lol!

I actually dont know lol.
I have only been on a motorcycle a few times, and it was fun, but they still scare me a little.
Maybe its the feeling of being cuddled up to a man while he controls this powerful object!
Oh and the wind in your hair!!!!!
LOL!