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Topic: Ask a girl ANYTHING! :)
angel_incognito's photo
Mon 06/01/09 06:48 PM
Ok, I am sure this has been done before, but just ask anything you want to know about a girl or about anything in general.
And I will answer and anyone in the post can answer too!
:)

FearandLoathing's photo
Mon 06/01/09 06:50 PM
Do girls really taste like candy? I've never had one before...

Gumbyvs's photo
Mon 06/01/09 06:52 PM
Girls taste like chicken, ironically.

And yes, why do women ask questions they already know the answer to, and get mad when you give them the answer they already know?

angel_incognito's photo
Mon 06/01/09 06:56 PM

Girls taste like chicken, ironically.

And yes, why do women ask questions they already know the answer to, and get mad when you give them the answer they already know?



Because we usually dont want that answer, although its usually the truth, sometimes we just dont want the truth.
But we dont want you to lie, we want you to sugarcoat the truth.

no photo
Mon 06/01/09 06:58 PM
I know women go for musicians, but how come never the conga players???
We got rhythm!

Gumbyvs's photo
Mon 06/01/09 06:58 PM


Girls taste like chicken, ironically.

And yes, why do women ask questions they already know the answer to, and get mad when you give them the answer they already know?



Because we usually dont want that answer, although its usually the truth, sometimes we just dont want the truth.
But we dont want you to lie, we want you to sugarcoat the truth.


So saying something like "Well, yea I did sleep with her, but she said she was so much better in bed than you! And I had to defend your honor!", is that sugarcoating it? drinks

Gumbyvs's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:00 PM
Don't women have mirrors in ANY other part of the house? Why do women take pictures of themselves en masse in the bathroom?

angel_incognito's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:00 PM

I know women go for musicians, but how come never the conga players???
We got rhythm!


Ok I am definitely not sure about that one!
Not many conga players here in Montana!

beautyonthefire's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:00 PM


Girls taste like chicken, ironically.

And yes, why do women ask questions they already know the answer to, and get mad when you give them the answer they already know?



Because we usually dont want that answer, although its usually the truth, sometimes we just dont want the truth.
But we dont want you to lie, we want you to sugarcoat the truth.


Exactly...its not rocket science folks!

no photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:02 PM
Why is it that women don't like authors?

Is it because they're afraid we will ask them to read our books?


angel_incognito's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:02 PM

Don't women have mirrors in ANY other part of the house? Why do women take pictures of themselves en masse in the bathroom?



Haha what a great question!
Most pictures I have of myself arent in the bathroom but I do have some.
The only place I have a mirror in my place is a full length one on the bathroom door, and then the one on the vanity in the bathroom, lol.
And bathrooms usually have the best lighting, or the lighting that the woman is more comfortable with, being as thats where most put on their makeup.

lonetar25's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:03 PM



Girls taste like chicken, ironically.

And yes, why do women ask questions they already know the answer to, and get mad when you give them the answer they already know?



Because we usually dont want that answer, although its usually the truth, sometimes we just dont want the truth.
But we dont want you to lie, we want you to sugarcoat the truth.


So saying something like "Well, yea I did sleep with her, but she said she was so much better in bed than you! And I had to defend your honor!", is that sugarcoating it? drinks
no you r beter off handing her a gun and helping her load it as prob less painfull than wat she`d do to you

krupa's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:03 PM
Why is it women make me so happy?

angel_incognito's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:04 PM

Why is it that women don't like authors?

Is it because they're afraid we will ask them to read our books?





I am not sure about that, I am not every woman, and I cant speak for them, but I definitely wouldnt mind an author.
I love to read and I would love to give my critique.
A woman should feel honored to be the first to read your book and that you would be interested in hearing her opinion.

angel_incognito's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:04 PM

Why is it women make me so happy?




Ok you have to give more information.
That depends, what makes you so happy about a woman?
Being in her presence, being on the phone, sex..... what?!

Thoughtfulthug's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:07 PM


Girls taste like chicken, ironically.

And yes, why do women ask questions they already know the answer to, and get mad when you give them the answer they already know?



Because we usually dont want that answer, although its usually the truth, sometimes we just dont want the truth.
But we dont want you to lie, we want you to sugarcoat the truth.
That is a contradiction. To say a lie is equivalent to saying the absent of the truth and a truth is a deviation of what it make to be appear to be a lie. So sugarcoating the truth is a lie being blurred on the appearance of the truth being a lie.

I think some women just don't want actual lies from their lovers, they simply just want to feel secure that the lie is told in a truthful way. Some of them just love contradictions I think.

Gumbyvs's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:07 PM
Why is it that when women are cryptic while talking, its because they're thinking? And when men do it, they're lying, no good bastards?

Gumbyvs's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:09 PM



Girls taste like chicken, ironically.

And yes, why do women ask questions they already know the answer to, and get mad when you give them the answer they already know?



Because we usually dont want that answer, although its usually the truth, sometimes we just dont want the truth.
But we dont want you to lie, we want you to sugarcoat the truth.
That is a contradiction. To say a lie is equivalent to saying the absent of the truth and a truth is a deviation of what it make to be appear to be a lie. So sugarcoating the truth is a lie being blurred on the appearance of the truth being a lie.

I think some women just don't want actual lies from their lovers, they simply just want to feel secure that the lie is told in a truthful way. Some of them just love contradictions I think.


Kinda like :

"Baby, I really love you, but this chicken I met, I think its my soulmate and I wanna marry it and live out the rest of my days, eating its aborted egg children, scrambled"?

Thoughtfulthug's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:11 PM




Girls taste like chicken, ironically.

And yes, why do women ask questions they already know the answer to, and get mad when you give them the answer they already know?



Because we usually dont want that answer, although its usually the truth, sometimes we just dont want the truth.
But we dont want you to lie, we want you to sugarcoat the truth.
That is a contradiction. To say a lie is equivalent to saying the absent of the truth and a truth is a deviation of what it make to be appear to be a lie. So sugarcoating the truth is a lie being blurred on the appearance of the truth being a lie.

I think some women just don't want actual lies from their lovers, they simply just want to feel secure that the lie is told in a truthful way. Some of them just love contradictions I think.


Kinda like :

"Baby, I really love you, but this chicken I met, I think its my soulmate and I wanna marry it and live out the rest of my days, eating its aborted egg children, scrambled"?
I am willing to end the chicken argument we had a while back in another thread. Are you?

krupa's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:11 PM
Edited by krupa on Mon 06/01/09 07:12 PM


Why is it women make me so happy?




Ok you have to give more information.
That depends, what makes you so happy about a woman?
Being in her presence, being on the phone, sex..... what?!


I have loved her (my woman) since we were kids. You name it...we've done it...and I still love her like I was a love struck teenager.

Don't get me wrong...I ain't complainin!!!!

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