you breaking out a harley for this ride?

That doesn't sound too bad, Kyle. At least, it's not working

And the whole weekend is driven by music and alcohol.

My weekend, I think, is going to be driven by car repairs and strawberries.

wooooohooooooo,,, party animals,,, oh wait,, i mean party worms?

Tequila

ummm,,, nope

...I don't know. I'm thinking my buell white lightning to do everything all weekend- bike show, parade, hills ride. But you never know. If the cops let me get the gixxer dragster out, I will do a stuntshow, wheelies, and burnouts. They let me drive on the sidewalks to get through the crowds on my buell blast, so I might get that out too. Just to get around. Having 2000 people in your yard gets old. Thank god its only 3 days.

mornin

I have a private rolloff dumpster on wheels. I have to put a sign on it every year saying "THIS IS A PRIVATE DUMPSTER. NOT YOUR F*CKING GARBAGE CAN TO DUMP YOUR ROTTING FISHBAIT. LOOK UP AT THE CAMERA DUMBASS! SMILE"! Ever smelled rotting bait in the sun for a week? Hence the sign.

this is why you electrify the dumpster,,, that will get their attention

Only had a couple problems in 12 years. One window broken. Caught one drunk guy peeing in my entryway. I reached in my fridge and grabbed a cold can of beer and threw it baseball pitch as hard as I could and hit him in the head and knocked him out cold. BAM!!! Then I called the cops. So they show up to find this guy drunk, knocked out cold, covered in beer, with his c*ck in his hand laying in his own urine. I told the cops "Yeah, I opened my front door and found him this way". They put him in jail on thursday night. He got out tuesday night. Don't pee in my front doorway.

mental note, don't pee at kyle's

...the cops told me "Cmon kyle, have some patience. I reached in the dumpster, pulled out a tub of rotten minnows that made you puke from the smell, and bowling tossed it into the front seat through the open window of the squad car and replied "I will if you will". Eyes watering they replied "Ok, we understand. Holy f*ck that reeks"!

and they think im evil

I told the cops to park squads in my driveway. They do sometimes. Because illegally parked strangers may find their cars parked in the river when they come back. This is what supercharged dodge monster truck is for. Block me in- I dare you. SPLASH!!! Dude did you see that! That guy just pushed a car into the river! That was f*cking cool! Its posted. No parking. Private property. Strange cars will be pushed into river.

:D hey, you warn them!

I wanna gooooooooooooooo!!!

It really is fun. 12 bands. 2 parades. Beer tent, band tent, chicken tent, carnival, fishing contest, tractor pull, car show, chopper show, bike parade and ride, vendors, quilting bee, exotic pet petting zoo. (baby ostriches are a riot- as are a tank full of sand sharks). And 6.8 beer everywhere. Tom thumb mini donuts!

Sand sharks.......Ive never seen one. I did catch a mud shark in the ocean once. Then I used its bait to catch ANOTHER mud shark. Those guys will eat their own!!