smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? and i could never pick just one!!

do you have a favorite friends episode??

Yes, the one where Rachel is dating Russ, a Ross lookalike...!



Do you have a favorite Taxi episode?

slooooooowwww down...has to be an all-time classic! and really, the only one i can recall at the moment!

do you have a favorite cartoon?

Miine too...

Favorite cartoon?

Classic Pink Panther cartoons, the ones where he is silent. Love the ant eater and the ant...!

And yours?

roadrunner...beep beep!

do you have a song stuck in your brain?

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care...


Do you have a special someone you think about when you first wake up in the morning?

you want the or the answer?

do you ever dream the impossible dream?

I do, as I'm a hopeless romantic!


Do you have a nosey neighbor?

meh...not really unless the dirt bikes come out...and then the police usually show up

do you have a nosey neighbor?

Nope! First day I moved in, I went around and introduced myself like this; Hi I'm Mahan, your new neighbor, and i'm a born-again atheist.

For some reason, they pretty much have left me alone after that. Except two of the kids from next door, Alex and Christopher (7 & 12) who catch up with me every time I'm walking Beta and ask me what's it's like to not have to go to church on Sundays.
I tell them I'm going to Hell and that they should listen to their parents. Yet they don't buy it and continue to be fascinated by atheism.



Do you have a specific hot rod you'd love to ride one day?

i sense that is a trick question but, i do have a need for speed and would love to drive a formula 1 around the track a few times!!

do you have a need for speed?

Yes I do. And that's why I want a Lingenfelter Vette so bad.

And your question is....

And your question is....


Never mind, I'll ask myself a question!

Do you have the feeling of being treated like chopped liver right now?

Why, yes I do!

Do you have a need to dress for excess?

and no, it's hot, so dress for less is in order!

do you have any chopped liver for dinner?

3M TA3 <------Read from right to left.


Do you have a method to your madness?

muy muy <--ditto

yes, i use the periodic table aligned with rubics cube and jupiter and mars.

do you have a kings ransom?

Merlin's in the basement, mixin' up the medicine, I'm on the pavement, talkin' bout the government...


Do you have a big brass bed?

yes, and i'm always getting tangled up in blue sheets!!

do you have blood on the tracks?

What can I say? It's a simple twist of fate.


Do you have riders on the storm?