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Topic: do you have.... game? - part 2
boonedog Joined Tue 12/25/07 Posts: 10671	Mon 05/25/09 08:10 AM
Nope...do you........?????

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Mon 05/25/09 08:56 AM
Yes, I do ........!!!!!!! Do you have a license to mingle?

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Mon 05/25/09 09:05 AM
yeppers, and unlike some, never had it revoked...yet! do you have a license for love?

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Mon 05/25/09 09:40 AM
Yes.. I'm a lifetime member of the lonely hearts club...! Do you have a ticket to ride?

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Mon 05/25/09 01:43 PM
yes, but I DON'T CARE! do you have a pill for what ails me??

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Mon 05/25/09 02:28 PM Edited by MahanMahan on Mon 05/25/09 02:32 PM
I got Skittles... Just come over here and taste the rainbow...! Do you have crab legs?

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Mon 05/25/09 02:40 PM
yes, and some mallets!! do you have a pocket full of posey?

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Mon 05/25/09 03:22 PM
No... but I rally around my family, with a pocket full of shells... Do you have sick fantasies about a family member? (not that I do, mind you!!!!)

plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Mon 05/25/09 03:28 PM
No Did your last date have a toe tag?

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Mon 05/25/09 03:58 PM
no, but i'm sensing you have a story there! do you have any good last date stories?

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Mon 05/25/09 05:16 PM Edited by MahanMahan on Mon 05/25/09 05:20 PM
Are you serious? I still have nightmares from my last date where I wake up the next morning on her bed to find she has pierced my ear lobe as part of some sorta voodoo ritual! (true story) Do you have a Bigfoot story?

CurlyCurl Joined Fri 03/13/09 Posts: 832	Mon 05/25/09 05:32 PM
Nope...do you?

boonedog Joined Tue 12/25/07 Posts: 10671	Mon 05/25/09 08:51 PM
nope ...but I do have stories.....

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Tue 05/26/09 03:40 AM
nope ...but I do have stories..... ...and yet you seem to not have a question for me, Dr. Boonedog! Do you have a flea collar?

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Tue 05/26/09 03:48 AM
nope, ain't no bugs on me! do you have an itch for something?

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Tue 05/26/09 03:56 AM
Yes, I want some mooshoo... ...and I ain't talkin' Chinese food either. Do you have a one legged parrot?

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Tue 05/26/09 04:00 AM
nope, but i hear you've been messing with the one armed bandits do you have mooshoo for two?

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Tue 05/26/09 04:12 AM
Perhaps... But only iif you can answer the following question: Do you have any idea why the Indian Casinos don't serve alcohol? Surely they could afford to get a liquor license... ...and it only make sense to serve alcohol, as the more intoxicated one gets, the more one plays...!

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Tue 05/26/09 04:17 AM
well, apparently, the primary reason are the roads, as many of them are found off of 2 lane roads, officials aren't keen on having people who've consumed alcohol on such poor road conditions. mooshoo now? do you have chopsticks?

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 05/26/09 04:31 AM
answer: http://theboard.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/05/indian-casinos-ask-what-is-gambling-without-alcohol/ do you have a ShamWow?