Yes. Love ramen noodles.

The starship trooper goes with the long distance runaround


Do you have cut chicken with your ramen noodles?

(((bastet)))

oh, that sounds good! i usually drain the water and add butter and parmesan cheese...yum yum!!

do you have any more good ramen recipes?? (and i do me recipe recipe, not the secret code word recipe... )

Oh sure that is what you meant.

With the beef ramen add some left over beef roast to it. Yummo.

Your recipie with the parmesan cheese and butter sounds good too.

Instead of using the flavor packet, boil them in water. Drain. Add some Extra Virgin Olive Oil, some Italian seasoning, and some crushed red pepper. Sprinkle with Romano or some other spaghetti cheese. Thats pretty good too.

Do you have a factory around you that makes spaghetti sauce?

sorry for the delay, had to run up to store and buy stuff for that recipe you gave me! kidding...lost internet connection, it's storming here!!

i don't think there's a factory that makes spaghetti sauce close by - we're on the chesapeake, so more seafoody stuff here.

do you have a factory that makes spaghetti sauce close by?

Yes, it's called the Mahan Mahan Sauce Factory Unlimited...! Obviously Bastet, you haven't had my signature Shrimpasghetti. I make it all from scratch...


Do you have dinner plans this weekend? I'd like to go on a fantasy date with you where it starts out at my place where I serve you wine and my angel hair shrimpasghetti... then out to Santa Monica beach for a romantic walk and ends with me groping you and savagely make love to you all night in the sand under the milky way....! (Hey, it's MY fantasy, OK?)

i'm sooo jealous!!! sounds like a splendid evening fantasy my brother

do you have future plans to market your Shrimpasghetti ?

No... But that's a grand idear, my dear!


Do you have any marketing skills? I be head of production, and you be the head nurse... ...err... I mean head of marketing?

yes, how's this: hot nurse in cutesy little outfit standing over a plain old plate of spaghetti. takes mahan mahan extra saucy sauce in hand and says..."go ahead...pour it on...slowly...you know you wanna"

do you have a camera crew ready to shoot?

Yes. It is called Mid`s Spaghetti Sauce. It is the bomb. They make a great Pizza sauce too.

Do you have great deals on fresh seafood?

I do, you just get yer lovely booty over here... I believe it was Master Ming who once said; "Where booty go, head shall follow." or something like that...


Do you have any idea what the mingle monster looks like?

I do, you just get yer lovely booty over here... I believe it was Master Ming who once said; "Where booty go, head shall follow." or something like that...


Do you have any idea what the mingle monster looks like?

Yes. The mingle monster looks like Fred Fredburger.


Do you have a director for the movie?

not yet, you in?

do you have any home made movies?

Yes, I have three episodes in a series called "The Exciting Adventures of Super Beta" starring my baby chihuahua Beta as a super heroine doing what super chihuahuas do best; eating, pooping, sleeping, chasing the neighbor's pitbull and humping her toy, a stuffed beaver!


Do you have any home made movies?

nope, and that noise you hear is not a video shredder

do you have little outfits for your pet(s) - the four-legged kind ?

No. I rent. Don`t have any pets

But I do have some suggestions for 2 legged outfits.

Do you have any suggestions for outfits?

A clown's outfit... Nothing turns me on more than a sexy woman in a clown get up...!


For BASTET:




Do you have to pee? Or do you always stand like that with your legs crossed...?

mahan ~ to quote a dear dear friend of mine ~ urine my heart

now, to the question, no and that isn't the only reason a woman may need to cross her legs

do you have a good vet? my doggie just got into a scuffle with his dog mate, pitbull, and he got smacked around like a rag doll

Oh hun... Are you serious?

Oh no...

I don't know any vets near you.


for your doggy.


Do you have a permit to be carrying around that gorgeous booty?

I'm gonna hafta frisk ya lady...!

i seem to have misplaced my permit, guess i gotta be frisked!

do you have a bike with training wheels?