Yeah, just pop me open, I'm sealed for freshness!


Do you have any tuna-safe dophin meat in a can?

Yes. Flipper is just as good as Bambi.

I also have some fresh sewer bass.


Do you have a good recipie for preparing sewer bass?

I marinate it with lemon and garlic sauce, salt and pepper and cook it over an open flame, pretty much the same way I would cook a sewer rat.


Do you have a good bedtime story? I'm going to bed.

Yes, I do. But after you heard them, you would not want to go to sleep.

Do you have a Quagmire bobblehead statue?

I got insomnia, and can't sleep...

No, I don't have a Quagmire bubblehead statue, but I have an Obama one...!


Do you have fond memories of the last time you were in L.A.?

And now, another hilarious Cyanide & Happiness moment...!

Nope, they always make me "tuck" in LA.



Have you ever worn a Super Man Cape?

<<< I got the Super red undies on under my Golden Shower Shorts!! TMI?

Not TMI for me... Not at ALL...!

Watersports is my favorite.



But if you don't watch it, you might get in trouble. Ya gots to keep it Rated PG in here.

And to answer yer question,

No Superman Cape for me. I prefer SuperJerk!


Do you have any prescription medication that you're currently taking?

PG?

Hmmmm . . . I don't need to swear to be Carlinian . . . if you know what I mean.

Yes, I take steroids for a blood disorder and it shows . . . I am growing hair on my palms.

Will I get arrested if I say that I like to keep my hand in a box?



(Bry watches all angles of fire . . . . no reports, yet)

<<< Never was good at following rules . . . they shipped me away onthe short yellow bus to the smarty-pants class since I was 10.

OK, here's a question . . . . wheat toast or English muffin?

If her name is Daphne, Leanna, or Marlene, english muffins

I really prefer rye toast though.

Do you have the beach by where you live?

yep, well if you count about 2.5 hour drive, unless it's the wee hours of the morning and there's no traffic and you go 90mph, then it takes about 1.75 hours. ahhh...the beach calls.

do you have a copy of romeo and juliet?

(((bastet)))

Romeo, oh Romeo. Where fore art thou thou Romeo?


No my dear, I don`t have a copy of Romeo & Juliet.


Do you have a copy of it?

((hey rara!! ))

"See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!"

oh...it's soooo romantic and i do and my son is reading it in school and has NO idea what they speaketh of.

do you have a favorite romantic movie?

Bram Stoker's Dracula!



Do YOU haave a favorite romantic movie?

well...it ain't twilight!!

do you have a favorite james bond movie?

Goldfinger...!


Do you have a favorite comedian, besides Seinfeld?

besides seinfeld?? eddie izzard rawks!!

do you have a favorite comedian, besides seinfeld?

Pablo Francisco is awesome.

Watch him on Youtube, TRUST ME...!


Do you have trust issues?

nope...i trust no one...it works for me!

do you have all the seasons of 'friends' on dvd?

Could you BEEEEEE any funnier?

Oh Mah Gawd... Chandlah Bing!


Who's YOUR favorite friend?