Topic: Bubba Problem
motowndowntown's photo
Fri 05/08/09 03:15 PM
How do you feed it? If you use fish pellets of some sort place the net in the water, float the pellets above the net, when it comes to eat lift the net.

AndyBgood's photo
Fri 05/08/09 03:17 PM
Edited by AndyBgood on Fri 05/08/09 03:18 PM

tried draing the pond too, this is FAST mf'ing fish!


In a drained pond?????????huh

Dude!


Drain it a lot more!


One of the ponds I service from time to time is 10K gallons and I had to remove koi from it as long as my leg.The smaller "lightning" koi didn't have a chance when the water was ankle deep. I just drove the little salmons to the corner and netted them out much to their chagrin!

You must have the killer instinct. Don't let that damn fish get the best of you!

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Fri 05/08/09 03:45 PM
do it the old fashioned way

with a bamboo pole, some minnows, and a case of beer

Dan99's photo
Fri 05/08/09 03:49 PM
Wait until Angel goes out and then shoot it.

Then fry it and eat it before she gets home.

no photo
Fri 05/08/09 04:05 PM
does it have a name? If it has a name you're screwed. you can't kill it

never name the livestock

EquusDancer's photo
Fri 05/08/09 04:15 PM

does it have a name? If it has a name you're screwed. you can't kill it

never name the livestock


LMAO!! Soo very true.

Throw the chihuahua in. Those little buggers can do it, especially if they're mean enough. :-)

Rockmybobbysocks's photo
Fri 05/08/09 04:25 PM
no offense but i think its kinda unfair to yank one fish to put others in a tank just becuase you're tired of the first one.

thats a real bummer for the fish as they already are used to their environment. ya know?

but whatever.

spend a day with a giant net and comb the pond.

Mr_Music's photo
Fri 05/08/09 05:14 PM
It's a friggin' BASS, for Christ' sake! Put a damn slop frog on your line and wait a few minutes!

auburngirl's photo
Fri 05/08/09 05:17 PM
What the hell is a "slop frog"??????

no photo
Fri 05/08/09 05:18 PM
make a little plastic sign .. saying "caution fisherman in area please vacate the premises immeadiately for your own safety" then put it in the pond weighted down...


or.. hit in the head with a lolipop and render it unconsicious/

Mr_Music's photo
Fri 05/08/09 05:19 PM
What the hell is a "slop frog"??????


It's a lure....but I don't have any problem with wiggling the worm! bigsmile blushing

metalwing's photo
Fri 05/08/09 05:22 PM
Get a pump and drain the pond. When the water gets low enough, Bubba will be easy to grab without bothering the other fish. Don't shock the fish with chlorine or cold water when you refill the pond.

Or was this not a real question?

Totage's photo
Fri 05/08/09 05:23 PM

make a little plastic sign .. saying "caution fisherman in area please vacate the premises immeadiately for your own safety" then put it in the pond weighted down...


or.. hit in the head with a lolipop and render it unconsicious/



What if it's a dumb bass and can't read?

no photo
Fri 05/08/09 05:25 PM


tried draing the pond too, this is FAST mf'ing fish!


In a drained pond?????????huh

Dude!


Drain it a lot more!


One of the ponds I service from time to time is 10K gallons and I had to remove koi from it as long as my leg.The smaller "lightning" koi didn't have a chance when the water was ankle deep. I just drove the little salmons to the corner and netted them out much to their chagrin!

You must have the killer instinct. Don't let that damn fish get the best of you!


But the problem is...that totally draining the pond can kill my koi and goldfish...a pond is an ecoenvironment...it builds up GOOD bacteria sorta like a vagina does....if you let out too much water...the good bacteria goes as well...this is why you should only do a 20% or at the most 50% water change at any one time....

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Fri 05/08/09 05:27 PM


make a little plastic sign .. saying "caution fisherman in area please vacate the premises immeadiately for your own safety" then put it in the pond weighted down...


or.. hit in the head with a lolipop and render it unconsicious/



What if it's a dumb bass and can't read?



rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Fri 05/08/09 05:28 PM

Wait until Angel goes out and then shoot it.

Then fry it and eat it before she gets home.


rant rant rant rant

Peccy's photo
Fri 05/08/09 05:29 PM

Wait until Angel goes out and then shoot it.

Then fry it and eat it before she gets home.
He's not big enough grumble grumble grumble grumble

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Fri 05/08/09 05:30 PM

Get a pump and drain the pond. When the water gets low enough, Bubba will be easy to grab without bothering the other fish. Don't shock the fish with chlorine or cold water when you refill the pond.

Or was this not a real question?

it's a VERY real question...we got to get Bubba outta there before my mosquita fish get here...they should be here any day....ohwell

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Fri 05/08/09 05:32 PM
.it builds up GOOD bacteria sorta like a vagina does

surprised

auburngirl's photo
Fri 05/08/09 05:34 PM
laugh