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Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block or shave your eyebrows off...yep thats how i roll!! OMG...are you sure it's safe to let you tuck me in??? 
its all good gg...its indnprcs thats got tuck in duty... 
Well thank goodness...I can't even keep that straight so I'm gonna call it a night in just a few minutes! I feel SLEEPY and will try not to step on the cat! LOL! Come on GG, don't step on the cat... Let's hurry sweetpea the fight is starting.... Sweet dreams...  
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Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block or shave your eyebrows off...yep thats how i roll!! OMG...are you sure it's safe to let you tuck me in???
its all good gg...its indnprcs thats got tuck in duty...
Well thank goodness...I can't even keep that straight so I'm gonna call it a night in just a few minutes! I feel SLEEPY and will try not to step on the cat! LOL! Come on GG, don't step on the cat... Let's hurry sweetpea the fight is starting.... Sweet dreams...
Thanks babes! G'night all... |
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Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block or shave your eyebrows off...yep thats how i roll!! OMG...are you sure it's safe to let you tuck me in???
its all good gg...its indnprcs thats got tuck in duty...
Well thank goodness...I can't even keep that straight so I'm gonna call it a night in just a few minutes! I feel SLEEPY and will try not to step on the cat! LOL! Come on GG, don't step on the cat... Let's hurry sweetpea the fight is starting.... Sweet dreams...
Thanks babes! G'night all... nite chicky!!!
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If you get your nose broken enough times, you learn to keep your nose out of other peoples domestics. Sit back, enjoy your beverage, revel in the free entertainment of watching your best freind and his wife drunkenly beat the sh!t out of each other.
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After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling
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There is a reason chechoslovakian absinthe martinis are banned in the united states. As jack nicholson said "You can't handle the truth"!
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After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling 
After 6 mind erasers and 4 shots of tequila you will kiss some random guy and have no memory of it... The next time you go out he's sees you smiles and your friends tell you what you did.... 
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Never moon the entire locale of county residents unless you know you can outrun most of them.
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After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling
After 6 mind erasers and 4 shots of tequila you will kiss some random guy and have no memory of it... The next time you go out he's sees you smiles and your friends tell you what you did....
omg...i so relate to this...exept it was 6 shots of tequila and inmurable beers....and i think i let him cop a feel.... 
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Its not a breathalyzer. Its my penis.
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And just saying "And what's your name again"? Over and over Is funny.
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The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor
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Mom always said "Everythings funny until someone gets hurt"! Well mom, sorry, its funny afterwards too.
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Don't ever let a man shave your legs after you have just finished playing quarters with a half gallon of Jack
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Whiskey d!ck is for quitters!
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You know you've had too much to drink when your freind wants to wrestle a raccoon during a camping excursion and you think he can take the raccoon.
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You know you've had too much to drink when your freind wants to wrestle a raccoon during a camping excursion and you think he can take the raccoon. seriously funny 
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Don't go bareback riding after drinking. You will wake up in the hay
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dont begin arguments with inanimate objects
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Watching someone so drunk that they peed into a stereo and get horribly electrocuted is funny. The blue sparks coming out of his hair were hilarious!
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