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Topic: rules to boozing
IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Sat 05/02/09 08:51 PM
Never hang with drunking idiots who are famous for last words like "Hey! Watch this"! Or "Aw cmon man, I dare you"! Or the nefarious ER visitation of "I bet I can do it"!

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Sat 05/02/09 08:52 PM
Never hang with drunking idiots who are famous for last words like "Hey! Watch this"! Or "Aw cmon man, I dare you"! Or the nefarious ER visitation of "I bet I can do it"! How about the famous "I should go to bed now" last words? I'm sooooooo close! i say...oh just one more wont hurt... Well, my son is in the mountains camping and it's just me, the cat, and my M2 pals... Enjoy GG we're with ya!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Sat 05/02/09 08:52 PM
Never hang with drunking idiots who are famous for last words like "Hey! Watch this"! Or "Aw cmon man, I dare you"! Or the nefarious ER visitation of "I bet I can do it"! How about the famous "I should go to bed now" last words? I'm sooooooo close! i say...oh just one more wont hurt... Well, my son is in the mountains camping and it's just me, the cat, and my M2 pals... Enjoy GG we're with ya! Thanks, cuz I may need you to tuck me in soon. (lightweight here!)

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Sat 05/02/09 08:53 PM
Mating call of The Blond.... I am soooooooo drunk.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 05/02/09 08:54 PM
Flirt with the biggest, heaviest woman in the bar. Her wallet is attatched to the skankiest hot bodied sluts she calls her freinds. Her freinds will find you un-shallow and sleep with you. Use condom, rinse penis, repeat.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Sat 05/02/09 08:55 PM
Mating call of The Blond.... I am soooooooo drunk. Not even going there...

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Sat 05/02/09 08:56 PM
Flirt with the biggest, heaviest woman in the bar. Her wallet is attatched to the skankiest hot bodied sluts she calls her freinds. Her freinds will find you un-shallow and sleep with you. Use condom, rinse penis, repeat. i peed my pants a little...

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Sat 05/02/09 08:57 PM
Flirt with the biggest, heaviest woman in the bar. Her wallet is attatched to the skankiest hot bodied sluts she calls her freinds. Her freinds will find you un-shallow and sleep with you. Use condom, rinse penis, repeat. omg lhb you're so so soooooooo bad.. GG let me know when you need a tucking.. just don't make it during the fight ok..

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Sat 05/02/09 09:01 PM
Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 05/02/09 09:03 PM
Stay away from cheap liquors and impurities. That box of wine is a box of aspirin. Throwing up old grandad is harder than visiting old grandad. Pooping colored cheap vodkas like blue 100 is not a recommended pastime. Drink good stuff in moderation.

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Sat 05/02/09 09:05 PM
Stay away from cheap liquors and impurities. That box of wine is a box of aspirin. Throwing up old grandad is harder than visiting old grandad. Pooping colored cheap vodkas like blue 100 is not a recommended pastime. Drink good stuff in moderation. omfg...ive pooped cheap colored vodka...seriously..never again!!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Sat 05/02/09 09:06 PM
Flirt with the biggest, heaviest woman in the bar. Her wallet is attatched to the skankiest hot bodied sluts she calls her freinds. Her freinds will find you un-shallow and sleep with you. Use condom, rinse penis, repeat. omg lhb you're so so soooooooo bad.. GG let me know when you need a tucking.. just don't make it during the fight ok.. Trust me...no fighting! I'm a pacifist at heart and apparently wine exaggerates that!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 05/02/09 09:07 PM
Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block ...and if you do sleep on the bar- you are fairgame for kurt to pull out his tube of superglue and glue your face to your arm and your arm to the bar and then play tic tac toe on your forehead with a sharpie. Bar rules.

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Sat 05/02/09 09:08 PM
Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block ...and if you do sleep on the bar- you are fairgame for kurt to pull out his tube of superglue and glue your face to your arm and your arm to the bar and then play tic tac toe on your forehead with a sharpie. Bar rules. or shave your eyebrows off...yep thats how i roll!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 05/02/09 09:12 PM
Guacamole and bourbon do not mix. Use rum.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Sat 05/02/09 09:12 PM
Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block ...and if you do sleep on the bar- you are fairgame for kurt to pull out his tube of superglue and glue your face to your arm and your arm to the bar and then play tic tac toe on your forehead with a sharpie. Bar rules. or shave your eyebrows off...yep thats how i roll!! OMG...are you sure it's safe to let you tuck me in???

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Sat 05/02/09 09:14 PM
Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block ...and if you do sleep on the bar- you are fairgame for kurt to pull out his tube of superglue and glue your face to your arm and your arm to the bar and then play tic tac toe on your forehead with a sharpie. Bar rules. or shave your eyebrows off...yep thats how i roll!! OMG...are you sure it's safe to let you tuck me in??? its all good gg...its indnprcs thats got tuck in duty...

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Sat 05/02/09 09:16 PM
Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block ...and if you do sleep on the bar- you are fairgame for kurt to pull out his tube of superglue and glue your face to your arm and your arm to the bar and then play tic tac toe on your forehead with a sharpie. Bar rules. or shave your eyebrows off...yep thats how i roll!! OMG...are you sure it's safe to let you tuck me in??? its all good gg...its indnprcs thats got tuck in duty... Well thank goodness...I can't even keep that straight so I'm gonna call it a night in just a few minutes! I feel SLEEPY and will try not to step on the cat! LOL!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 05/02/09 09:17 PM
If you know that hot chick your freind is hot and heavy kissing on has a penis, its not really funny to "Just let it play out". You tell him. Don't want a suicide on your belt.

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Sat 05/02/09 09:17 PM
Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block ...and if you do sleep on the bar- you are fairgame for kurt to pull out his tube of superglue and glue your face to your arm and your arm to the bar and then play tic tac toe on your forehead with a sharpie. Bar rules. or shave your eyebrows off...yep thats how i roll!! OMG...are you sure it's safe to let you tuck me in??? you have a great sleep gg!! its all good gg...its indnprcs thats got tuck in duty... Well thank goodness...I can't even keep that straight so I'm gonna call it a night in just a few minutes! I feel SLEEPY and will try not to step on the cat! LOL!