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Wish in one hand & sh!t in the other & see which one gets full first...
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a promise and a lick....
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Edited by
Haley1243
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Thu 04/30/09 02:59 PM
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If it was up your Butt you know it?
If you love popcorn so much why dont you marry it? Your Momma! I am rubber tarred! |
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usless as a d@#$ on a steer
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Got my threads confused and was insulted for a second!
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Edited by
NtheWind
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Thu 04/30/09 03:23 PM
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sh*t eating grin!!!
why would anyone eat sh*t and grin? shouldn't it be a sh*t taking grin!?  something I heard in the army.
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Got my threads confused and was insulted for a second!  do it alot..lol
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Got my threads confused and was insulted for a second! do it alot..lol No matter how much color I use the blonde still shines through! |
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If her brains were lard, they wouldn't grease a very big fryin pan.
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If her brains were lard, they wouldn't grease a very big fryin pan. ok well this little silly saying is just creepy...i dont know why ..but..um...damn |
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Uglier than sin.
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I'm hittin dat like a blind race car driver.
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Stylin like a geico gecko.
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A day without sunshine is like ... um night
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Cameltoe and her nostril beard?
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Cameltoe and her nostril beard? or mabye mooseknuckles 
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Kids???...What do I think of kids??? Delicious if fried well
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This one is meant as an insult.. She's as fine as the hairs on an Italian chick's lip..
Don't kill the messenger.. I  Italian women.
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Smooth like stock in miralax.
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This one is meant as an insult.. She's as fine as the hairs on an Italian chick's lip.. Don't kill the messenger.. I Italian women. ya um...not all of us italian women have hair on our upper lip...its call waxing...
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