Topic: silly expressions
7z3r05's photo
Thu 04/30/09 01:52 PM
if i had a mouth full of yellow jackets i would not be smiling.

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/30/09 01:56 PM
As dry as Gandi's flip flops

jedigirl's photo
Thu 04/30/09 01:56 PM

As dry as Gandi's flip flops


using this one...thanks!!

lurchs_sister's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:01 PM
If I had his car and he had a feather up his azz we'd both be tickled

lurchs_sister's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:04 PM
Drier than a popcorn fart


Fart in a whirlwind

no photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:06 PM
Elevator doesn't go the whole way to the top.
A few bricks short of a load.
Not playing with a full deck.
Not the brightest (sharpest, most brilliant) bulb(tool, crayon) in the chandelier (shed, box).
His cheese slipped off his cracker.
Hotter than a $3 pistol.
Slicker than greased owl snot.

lurchs_sister's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:08 PM
Clearer than mud

FUBAR

SNAFU


Dan99's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:09 PM
As soppy as a lorry load of monkey's

jedigirl's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:09 PM

As soppy as a lorry load of monkey's

what huh

no photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:11 PM

As soppy as a lorry load of monkey's
It's pretty bad when I need a translation from English to English, but what does soppy mean? I know that a lorry is a truck (I think a straight truck).what

DTHRomeo's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:11 PM
"I sh!t you not , You're my favorite turd"

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:13 PM


As soppy as a lorry load of monkey's

what huh



Soppy kinda means emotional.

a_shields's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:14 PM

looking for some....for example


"Fine as Frog's hair."
"Neater than pockets on underwear"


"Quicker than a ... THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK"

oh crap, did I screw that up?

jedigirl's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:15 PM

"I sh!t you not , You're my favorite turd"


thumbs up on this one...totally using this one..thanks!!

DTHRomeo's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:16 PM


"I sh!t you not , You're my favorite turd"


thumbs up on this one...totally using this one..thanks!!


Sure :wink:

jedigirl's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:17 PM


looking for some....for example


"Fine as Frog's hair."
"Neater than pockets on underwear"


"Quicker than a ... THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK"

oh crap, did I screw that up?



what did the guy with ADD say when the girl asked him for silly quotes....

wanna go ride bikes...flowerforyou

dont forget your helmet today sunshine, its rough out there!

coolguy8957's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:28 PM
:tongue:

no photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:51 PM
It's like watching monkeys f*ckin' coconuts!

jedigirl's photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:52 PM

It's like watching monkeys f*ckin' coconuts!

wow...monkeys try to do that...im sitting here in utter shock and aw

no photo
Thu 04/30/09 02:55 PM
Wierder than a football bat!