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Topic: silly expressions
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 04/30/09 03:59 PM
If I wanted any lip outta you, I'd pull down your pants.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Thu 04/30/09 04:00 PM
He's got a stick so far up his butt, just call him Scarecrow.

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Thu 04/30/09 04:05 PM
I Don’t Have To Be Dead To Donate My Organ

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Thu 04/30/09 04:07 PM
I Don’t Have To Be Dead To Donate My Organ

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Thu 04/30/09 04:11 PM Edited by Phuque2 on Thu 04/30/09 04:12 PM
I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane. Still crazy, after all these years

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Thu 04/30/09 04:13 PM
An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Thu 04/30/09 04:14 PM
Dyslexics of the world untie!

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Thu 04/30/09 04:22 PM
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. Pain is inevitable misery is optional.

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Thu 04/30/09 04:27 PM
My dad used to say if you pee in the road you'll get a sty in your eye.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Thu 04/30/09 04:32 PM
You'll grow hair on your palms.. I'm here to tell ya... 30 years of self... uh... and still hairless..

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Thu 04/30/09 04:34 PM
Useless as a poopy-flavored lollipop.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 04/30/09 04:37 PM
As welcome as a french kiss at a family reunion

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Thu 04/30/09 04:38 PM
This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you...

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Thu 04/30/09 04:38 PM
Useless as a screen door in a submarine.

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Thu 04/30/09 04:38 PM
Madder than a cut snake. Dumber than dog sh*t Not the brightest bulb in the box Goin' up the rubbedy dub....(going up to the pub) Answer the dog and bone...(Answer the phone) Time to hit the frog and toad...(time to hit the road) Uglier than the arse end of a Mack truck Uglier than a hat full of arseholes.. I have to stop!!! Am peeing myself laughing, and the editorial assistant is coming up with too many...

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Thu 04/30/09 04:39 PM
Close only counts in horsehoes and hand grenades.. They ALWAYS forget nuclear bombs..

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Thu 04/30/09 04:39 PM
Dumb as a box of hair.

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Thu 04/30/09 04:41 PM
Useless as a poopy-flavored lollipop. dodgeball...and i laughed so hard i peed my pants a little...

LouLou2 Joined Sun 04/13/08 Posts: 1685	Thu 04/30/09 04:41 PM
These were some of my mother's favorites: "As homely as a mud fence..." "As clumsy as a pig on ice" And the one that used to really stump us... "It's a 'layovertocatchameddler'!" This was said with lightning-fast speed, as if all one word. It her response to the numerous, "What's that, Ma? What's that? What's that?" coming from her daughters when we were very small. It worked...we wandered off, completely puzzled, every time...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 04/30/09 04:42 PM
Goin' up the rubbedy dub....(going up to the pub) Answer the dog and bone...(Answer the phone) Time to hit the frog and toad...(time to hit the road) HEY! Thats Cockney Slang! Thats MY language! Theif.