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Topic: new element found!
durtydduck Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 1972	Mon 04/27/09 08:36 AM
Managerium The heaviest element known to science is Managerium. This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles. Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization. Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons. Managerium is also very dense. had to do this I had a good laugh for personal reasons here enjoy

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AGoodGuy1026 Joined Wed 04/22/09 Posts: 1333	Mon 04/27/09 08:41 AM Edited by AGoodGuy1026 on Mon 04/27/09 08:46 AM
Indeed! Also, attracts Consultonium in the presense of excess budget dollars or slumpiong stock prices... Consultonium seems to exist in a symbionic relationship with Managerium -- enhancing the flow of Morons, and amplifying the density of Managerium, which in turn attracts even more Consultonium in an endlees "feedback" loop... sigh Keep your chin up!

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KimmiM Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 1694	Mon 04/27/09 11:05 AM
Apparently you have met my boss! But her life span is 4 years as an elected official.

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Arcamedees Joined Wed 04/22/09 Posts: 1817	Mon 04/27/09 01:07 PM
Managerium The heaviest element known to science is Managerium. This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles. Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization. Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons. Managerium is also very dense. had to do this I had a good laugh for personal reasons here enjoy hey! I resemble that remark!

ProteinGirl Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 400	Mon 04/27/09 01:51 PM
does it mix with vodka?

Rockmybobbysocks Joined Thu 10/30/08 Posts: 3961	Mon 04/27/09 03:04 PM
LOL whats even worse is its inhibited version.. Micro Managerium

Audie Joined Thu 07/17/08 Posts: 1898	Mon 04/27/09 04:20 PM
It's too true to be funny

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I love nerdy jokes

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