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I love eating mexican..it's just hard to get'em on a fork.  You're supposed to be asking questions!!  Neener Neener  I can do whatever I want! |
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Why you should always borrow money from a pessimist:
They won't expect it back! |
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Do deer really cross at the deer crossing sign?
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May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping. God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. and a GREAT BIG FAT SACK O CASH! |
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Do deer really cross at the deer crossing sign? Didn't you hate it when your Guardian would tell you not to cross the street until the cars go by......and no cars went by. 
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Shouldn't there be another name for a fly than just FLY? |
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How come a fly on your pants has either teeth or buttons?
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Why do cough medicines have a suppressant and an expectorant in the same bottle?
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Sun 04/26/09 08:36 AM
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If your fly is open, but you say "well the cage is open, but the lion's asleep"...........
Would the REAL question be... "Does the lion sleep tonight?" |
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And the thread dies a slow agonizing death...
"Goodbye, cruel world!!" |
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And the thread dies a slow agonizing death... "Goodbye, cruel world!!" Well it WAS. |
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since there's 60 second's in a minute,
how many's in a year ? 
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There' Only 12 seconds in a year !
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...jan 2nd, feb 2nd, mar 2nd,.................
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Why don't hockey teams just hire 800-pound goalies?
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Do turkeys get sleepy from that thing in turkey that makes you sleepy?
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Are fish so skinny because they eat fish?
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A bunch of hookers laying naked on a front lawn. Are they having a yard sale?
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Did they make dyslexia hard to spell on purpose?
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Did they make dyslexia hard to spell on purpose? Does a dislexic-agnostic-insomniac actually stay up all night pondering the exsistence of a doG? |
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