Topic: Hmmm Things
Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:43 AM
If you don't know what you got til it's gone

do you have to get rid of everything to take inventory?

Mr_Music's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:43 AM
Edited by Mr_Music on Sun 04/26/09 07:44 AM

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?


Why is the black box orange?

For that matter, why are "green cards" pink?

Lilypetal's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:44 AM
Why are manhole covers round?

no photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:44 AM

when does mingling turn into co-mingling?


And so quickly turns into mangle-ing

no photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:45 AM
How long is a piece of string?????

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:45 AM

Why are manhole covers round?



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Why does the middle word of that question seem SO offensive to me?

auburngirl's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:45 AM
How fast do hot cakes really sale?

Mr_Music's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:47 AM
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

s1owhand's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:47 AM
who is the twisted person who started giving out rats' ass?

auburngirl's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:48 AM
Why are there braille number key pads at drive up ATM'S?

auburngirl's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:48 AM
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

s1owhand's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:49 AM
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

And this makes them both happy?

Lilypetal's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:51 AM


Why are manhole covers round?



laugh
Why does the middle word of that question seem SO offensive to me?


laugh laugh You would think of that...naughty.

auburngirl's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:51 AM
Why is lemon juice made with artificial ingredients, but furniture polish is "made with real lemon" ?

Mr_Music's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:52 AM
Why do stores have signs posted on their windows, "No animals allowed except for seeing-eye dogs"? Who the hell is gonna READ that??

auburngirl's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:52 AM

Why do stores have signs posted on their windows, "No animals allowed except for seeing-eye dogs"? Who the hell is gonna READ that??



laugh laugh laugh laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:53 AM



Why are manhole covers round?



laugh
Why does the middle word of that question seem SO offensive to me?


laugh laugh You would think of that...naughty.


Why is naughty such a desirable wordbigsmile blushing

Lilypetal's photo
Sun 04/26/09 07:57 AM




Why are manhole covers round?



laugh
Why does the middle word of that question seem SO offensive to me?


laugh laugh You would think of that...naughty.


Why is naughty such a desirable wordbigsmile blushing


When discussing your manhole, I really can't imagine....

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 04/26/09 08:00 AM

When discussing your manhole, I really can't imagine....


So true...but take a poll at the Pen, the answers may vary.

s1owhand's photo
Sun 04/26/09 08:02 AM
Edited by s1owhand on Sun 04/26/09 08:04 AM
why is there no such thing as a womanhole cover? laugh