Jeff I totally missed your Shakespearian speak.. Don't worry about slaughtering it, I really think we've made our own slaughtered version..


Well, I'm not going to the dr's yet.. I feel better although it's back in my chest but I'll wait... BTW I want to be cremated and made into a diamond not a brick.. Make sure that happens...

well, since we sharing creamation thoughts, I would prefer to be creamated and my ashes scattered about the living room floor so I can be cleaned up after just one last time....

THAT was funny... I'm going to share that with my sons...

Wanna be turned into a diamond when you go, eh Prncs? I shoulda guessed that.

I'd rather be ground up and made into a kind of "special reserve" cat food. I figure I got enough food on my bones to feed a couple dozen cats.

Thats not a bad idea either... unless your name is Herb you could be a tea perhaps.

But of course Moof.. It was a brick b/c well long story on my previous industry.. Then I told my boys I wanted my ashes put in little crystal vials for them to always wear (you can guess how that went over ) but then the other night I was watching something and they were saying that they can now make diamonds from human ashes AND they're sometimes more valuable than real diamonds


Moof that's only b/c you're so fricken tall.. But why not be immortalized somehow rather than eaten in what could end up tainted cat food.. Not by your ashes of couse...

Aaaaw just bury me ass up and enjoy the bike rack

where will we lock it (the bike) too?

Yeah. They CAN make diamonds out of human ashes, being that it's all just carbon dust anyway. Unfortunately, you'd be outta luck if you think you're gonna get a one-karat diamond out of the deal, as there simply isn't enough material for that kind of stuff.

BTW- some astronomers have discovered planet (and even STAR) sized diamonds out there in space. They're essentially left overs from black hole activity- after a black hole dies out, all that's left is essentially a gigantic diamond mass, which resulted from all the matter and stuff it sucked in.

I only came up with the "being turned into catfood" thing because it seemed to be the most interesting avenue to take. Besides... it'd be kinda funny to end up in the bottom of a kitty litter box.

i mean these sort of things must be worked out BEFORE you go right even though i know they say its never pleasant to talk about them

Joel I don't have a bike but I'll buy one just to park it in your azz....


Moof don't even tell me they can't squeeze a carat outta me...

Oh and now you gave me a new "must have" before I get serious with anyone.. they MUST go get me one of those star diamonds...


Jeff, I just found out about the diamond thing so I have to make sure it's known just in case well I go before I get it in writing...

Yeah. For all you know, you might end up being mummified and put in the Gaza Pyramids!

That is one of the SWEETEST things anyone has ever said to me.

Re: must have



ah, your easy!




lol

Well you know how I adore ya...

You think Jeff? I just have to give them the instructions on how to get it I'm sure...

... and they'll probably still mess it up!

you read my mind Moof...

Well... would it be all that surprising?

Not at all and now the next time someone says to me "you're so pretty/cute whatever, why are you still single"... I know EXACTLY how I will respond...

Yeah. You would, wouldn't you?

Of course, I usually reply, "Because they haven't discovered the bodies yet" when the ladies ask me that same question.