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tngx thanks. I mean Thanks, tngx! See, im so nervous i mess my words up when i type even! lol
You are right, probably, i hope. Doesnt really stop me over-thinking it though. Maybe these nerves will make it better in the long run anyway, if i was cocky and complacent, then maybe it'd turn out even worse. |
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Dan.........are you still scared?????
C'mere............ 
Shadddddddddddap and have a drink and make sure everyone else is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy drunker!!! Even gramma and grampa!!! No one will know wtf you said anyways!!!   
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Dan.........are you still scared????? C'mere............
Shadddddddddddap and have a drink and make sure everyone else is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy drunker!!! Even gramma and grampa!!! No one will know wtf you said anyways!!!
I was thinking about putting some LSD in the punch.. |
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Dan.........are you still scared????? C'mere............
Shadddddddddddap and have a drink and make sure everyone else is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy drunker!!! Even gramma and grampa!!! No one will know wtf you said anyways!!!
I was thinking about putting some LSD in the punch..  
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I guess if all else fails i can flash my plums
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grannies like the purple plums!!!
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I just realised something that i hadnt considered before.
My mate is half asian, his dad is from Bangladesh, all that side of his family are Muslim. Muslims dont drink! Half the audience is gonna be sober! Sh!t! |
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Mon 06/01/09 11:52 PM
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Spike the punch!
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They may be sober but just think of all the prophet jokes you can do!! There may be 40 virgins right there in the room!! No chance, the wedding is in Suffolk. All the women would have lost their virginity years ago to their brother. |
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I just realised something that i hadnt considered before. My mate is half asian, his dad is from Bangladesh, all that side of his family are Muslim. Muslims dont drink! Half the audience is gonna be sober! Sh!t! 
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Well,
It went brilliantly. I couldnt have asked for it to go much better actually! I was showered with compliments and now i have a huge head. Some people even said it was the best they had ever heard. Maybe they just have seen crap ones! I was using cue cards, and when i got to number 7 it wasnt there. So that was quite scary, but i remembered what i had to say and got through it. I found it scrunched up in my pocket after. Lisa caught it on camera, so you will get to see it. |
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We told you so!! 
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We told you so!!
I was waiting for that. You didnt disappoint! |
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Im just uploading video now babe!
He was great, but i did struggle to get his head thru the tent doors!! |
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Happy to hear it went well, Dan!
 Can't wait to see it!
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Im just uploading video now babe! He was great, but i did struggle to get his head thru the tent doors!! Hahaha. Its true! lol I never expected you would get that done quite that quick! |
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We knew you could do it Dan!!!
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Edited by
Dan99
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Sun 06/07/09 11:17 AM
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Unfortunately the video misses off the opening line, but you get the reaction.
I said something along the lines of 'I can see you all looking a bit shocked, i am shocked, i thought he was gay too..' |
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Thanks everyone. Wait to see what you think of it yourself though! If you can understand the accent!
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