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What are the best and worst pick up lines
you have either said to another to get their attention or what they have said to you to get your full attention. A/ best....> B/ worst....> |
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Its not gonna suck it's self
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"Hey, how are you doing tonight/day?"
"I lost my number and my friend lost his, we need yours..." |
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Get in the car B!tch
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Never had a pick up line given to me
Never gave one |
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How much milk did you have to drink to get that beautiful?
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Its not gonna suck it's self 
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Howz this one (I used this a short while ago..)
Me "hey" (to Girl at bar), "is this shirt felt?" Girl- "no, why?" Me (touches girls shirt) Me - "it is now" Girl - laughs her a$$ off at this. worked pretty good (alcohol probably intensified the effect). we played grab ass all night with the girls at that table and everyone had a good time |
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Its not gonna suck it's self
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I have a 7 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears
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Ooh baby! You look so good...wish you were a bisquit...I'd sop my gravy up with you...
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Its not gonna suck it's self
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Hey Babe, wanna go shopping
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Get in the car B!tch
funny 
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Do you come here often?
What is a girl like you doing in a joint like this Come up and see me sometime   
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Hey Babe, wanna go shopping
i can make em work but i gotta be there, dosn't work on paper
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Hey Babe, wanna go shopping
i can make em work but i gotta be there, dosn't work on paper
U R HOTZ! |
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U R HOTZ! how did you know i got one them today 
was that you on a fake account
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Him: How do you like your eggs, baby?
Me: Unfertilized! |
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