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Since your birthday is coming up, you should have ol' Liz bring you your beer.  Hurley or Windsor? Windsor, but she'd probably try to poison you. |
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You know, Dan, you should talk to my uncle, because my uncle used to love me, but she died. I have already talked to her, she said you were a dumbarse for calling her uncle all your life. |
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Since your birthday is coming up, you should have ol' Liz bring you your beer. Hurley or Windsor? Windsor, but she'd probably try to poison you. Or make me crash my car in a tunnel in Paris! |
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You know, Dan, you should talk to my uncle, because my uncle used to love me, but she died. I have already talked to her, she said you were a dumbarse for calling her uncle all your life. But she IS my uncle, and she's only being mean like that because, like you, she now is dead. |
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APRIL FOOLS! Thought id get in first, it just passed midnight here.  For a moment, I was devastated And then you saw i died and cheered up! I know the drill. |
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Since your birthday is coming up, you should have ol' Liz bring you your beer. Hurley or Windsor? Windsor, but she'd probably try to poison you. Or make me crash my car in a tunnel in Paris! Don't worry. If she offers you a drink, just remember the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, and the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true. |
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You know, Dan, you should talk to my uncle, because my uncle used to love me, but she died. I have already talked to her, she said you were a dumbarse for calling her uncle all your life. But she IS my uncle, and she's only being mean like that because, like you, she now is dead. Dead people have the right to be moody! |
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Since your birthday is coming up, you should have ol' Liz bring you your beer. Hurley or Windsor? Windsor, but she'd probably try to poison you. Or make me crash my car in a tunnel in Paris! Don't worry. If she offers you a drink, just remember the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, and the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true. Chalice? Chalice? Who the Fk is Chalice?! |
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The sister of Alice.
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The sister of Alice. Cooper or In Chains? |
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Yes.
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I knew it!
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Damn, Dan.. You chatted with that big woman, and she scared the stuffing out of ya, didn't she? She sat on my face! At least you died with a smile on your face. Actually when she sat on me my smile moved down towards my kneecap The ever-widening smile... |
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APRIL FOOLS! Thought id get in first, it just passed midnight here. *sigh**  You give us American's absolutely NO credit for intelligence.  How the HELL could you post your own thread about dying ..   |
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APRIL FOOLS! Thought id get in first, it just passed midnight here. *sigh** You give us American's absolutely NO credit for intelligence. How the HELL could you post your own thread about dying .. Please Fade, give the rest of us some credit......Dan IS dead, and he was kind enough to let us know............ |
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APRIL FOOLS! Thought id get in first, it just passed midnight here. *sigh** You give us American's absolutely NO credit for intelligence. How the HELL could you post your own thread about dying .. This is Dans mum posting. He really did die, but i said April Fools to fool you. |
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Oh holy crap, that means my life is gonna be HELL tomorrow.
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Someone just broke into my office
 Through a glass door he said 'ive come to get you' The alarm bells then started going off and he left quickly. The police have been and gone with their dogs. Maybe i was predicting my own death making this thread! That was fkn scary. (this post aint an April Fools!) |
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OK so nobody cares that i actually did nearly die!
Bastards! lol |
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APRIL FOOLS! Thought id get in first, it just passed midnight here. |
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