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Topic: Dan99 has sadly passed away
heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Tue 03/31/09 08:25 PM
OK so nobody cares that i actually did nearly die! Bastards! lol Well there's that whole thing about the boy who cried wolf.....remember that story? Glad you are ok!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 03/31/09 08:45 PM
OK so nobody cares that i actually did nearly die! Bastards! lol Well there's that whole thing about the boy who cried wolf.....remember that story? Glad you are ok! Yeah i was thinking about that myself! Serves me right i guess! It was an attempted burglary, i think he said what he did because he was startled that anyone was in the office(all the lights downstairs were off and it was 2am here at the time). I almost had to work on my own tonight as a colleague called in sick, im glad there were two of us.

papersmile Joined Fri 10/12/07 Posts: 5148	Tue 03/31/09 08:59 PM
Did they catch the guy?

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Tue 03/31/09 09:13 PM
APRIL FOOLS! Thought id get in first, it just passed midnight here. sigh* You give us American's absolutely NO credit for intelligence. How the HELL could you post your own thread about dying .. This is Dans mum posting. He really did die, but i said April Fools to fool you. Yo bro .. there are NOOOOOOOoo fools in this thread .. ok, maybe one or two.. but that's IT.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 03/31/09 09:14 PM
Did they catch the guy? Nope he was long gone by the time they got here. Though they are due to return shortly to take some forensics, we saw some places he touched on the cctv, so maybe they'll get some prints. Nobody should beable to get in here, considering we are a security company. He just yanked on the door, and in he came.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 03/31/09 09:14 PM
APRIL FOOLS! Thought id get in first, it just passed midnight here. sigh* You give us American's absolutely NO credit for intelligence. How the HELL could you post your own thread about dying .. This is Dans mum posting. He really did die, but i said April Fools to fool you. Yo bro .. there are NOOOOOOOoo fools in this thread .. ok, maybe one or two.. but that's IT. two or three now you are here!

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Tue 03/31/09 09:15 PM
Someone just broke into my office Through a glass door he said 'ive come to get you' The alarm bells then started going off and he left quickly. The police have been and gone with their dogs. Maybe i was predicting my own death making this thread! That was fkn scary. (this post aint an April Fools!) DUDE!!! You brought bad karma makin this thread .. scary is right! Glad you are okay (((((( DAN ))))))

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Tue 03/31/09 09:16 PM
Did they catch the guy? Nope he was long gone by the time they got here. Though they are due to return shortly to take some forensics, we saw some places he touched on the cctv, so maybe they'll get some prints. Nobody should beable to get in here, considering we are a security company. He just yanked on the door, and in he came. Wow .. doesn't say much for your protection eh? geesh

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 03/31/09 09:25 PM
Did they catch the guy? Nope he was long gone by the time they got here. Though they are due to return shortly to take some forensics, we saw some places he touched on the cctv, so maybe they'll get some prints. Nobody should beable to get in here, considering we are a security company. He just yanked on the door, and in he came. Wow .. doesn't say much for your protection eh? geesh Its a complete joke! a long stroppy email has been sent moaning about it!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 04/01/09 12:37 PM
Bumping for everyone who didnt know that i'm not dead

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 04/01/09 12:40 PM
Dan, did you ever get ahold of Large Marge?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 04/01/09 12:47 PM
Dan, did you ever get ahold of Large Marge? Well she got ahold of me! She told me her name was Fat Pat though.

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Wed 04/01/09 09:53 PM
This has no doubt been mentioned somewhere during the course of this thread, but...isn't the fact that Dan99 posted this a dead giveaway that it isn't true? PSH! Laaaaaaaaaame....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 04/01/09 09:56 PM
snort sniffle

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 04/01/09 11:08 PM
This has no doubt been mentioned somewhere during the course of this thread, but...isn't the fact that Dan99 posted this a dead giveaway that it isn't true? PSH! Laaaaaaaaaame.... I have already mentioned that i am his mum. He left me his password before he died. There are so many amusing freaks in this place though that i have stuck around.

Baabs Joined Mon 03/30/09 Posts: 224	Wed 04/01/09 11:11 PM
I have a consent from for you. Please sign the DNR for ouir medical records.

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Thu 04/02/09 12:49 AM
This has no doubt been mentioned somewhere during the course of this thread, but...isn't the fact that Dan99 posted this a dead giveaway that it isn't true? PSH! Laaaaaaaaaame.... I have already mentioned that i am his mum. He left me his password before he died. There are so many amusing freaks in this place though that i have stuck around. A son left his password around for his mum...for his account on a dating site? Doubtful. Very doubtful indeed, sir. Nonetheless, R.I.P., I suppose.

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Thu 04/02/09 12:39 PM
I just want the number of responses to be 99. Seems a fitting tribute.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 04/02/09 12:41 PM
I just want the number of responses to be 99. Seems a fitting tribute. Thank you for respecting my death! This is the 99th post, hopefully nobody will disrespect me and post in here now.