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Topic: The New and Improved Attention Whore House
OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Wed 03/11/09 12:50 PM
no I am and thats that so go eat a pickle

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Wed 03/11/09 12:52 PM
Look at me!!!!!!!!!! How come I can't get this woman I want to f*ck my brains out??? Quit stealing her lines...

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 03/11/09 12:55 PM
Do you think I would be overdoing it if I hire a fifty piece orchestra to serenade a woman that I want to ask out on date????????

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Wed 03/11/09 01:00 PM
Do you think I would be overdoing it if I hire a fifty piece orchestra to serenade a woman that I want to ask out on date???????? Yes...just stand nekkie under her balcony with your...kazoo...in your hand...

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 03/11/09 01:03 PM
Do you think I would be overdoing it if I hire a fifty piece orchestra to serenade a woman that I want to ask out on date???????? Yes...just stand nekkie under her balcony with your...kazoo...in your hand... But shouldn't I send her 6 dozen roses first? She said she would rather date a slug first than me. Then I heard her talking to one of her girl friends about this slug of a guy she went out with!! I think now's my chance!!!!

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Wed 03/11/09 01:06 PM Edited by Phuque on Wed 03/11/09 01:07 PM
In that case...just slather yourself with Vaseline & pretend you're afraid of salt...that should do the trick! Look at meeee!

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 03/11/09 01:11 PM
I finally saw a meeting of the mindless. It was inevitable.

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Wed 03/11/09 01:33 PM
I finally saw a meeting of the mindless. It was inevitable. Yikes.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Wed 03/11/09 01:51 PM
Watch out, Heather! I think it created a Black Hole!

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Wed 03/11/09 01:56 PM
I was just hoping I wasn't the "whore that he abhored"... I can't get my new furnace thermostat thingy to go over 67 degrees even though I set it as high as 72. I'm tearing my hair out over here. It makes me all *****y and stuff. I need attention!!!!!!

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Wed 03/11/09 01:58 PM
Show us yer t!ts...!

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Wed 03/11/09 01:58 PM
Show us yer t!ts...! I would if it would make the heat come on.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 03/11/09 02:19 PM
Show us yer t!ts...! I would if it would make the heat come on. It would make my heat come on.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Wed 03/11/09 02:19 PM
Zman brought up your furnace thread...but I didn't see any help there...

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Wed 03/11/09 02:20 PM


heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Wed 03/11/09 02:27 PM
Zman brought up your furnace thread...but I didn't see any help there... Yeah, talking it through. It's so odd what it is doing. These are the times I wish for a man around....hehe.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Wed 03/11/09 02:29 PM
Zman brought up your furnace thread...but I didn't see any help there... Yeah, talking it through. It's so odd what it is doing. These are the times I wish for a man around....hehe. Why? So he could adjust it with his penis?

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Wed 03/11/09 02:31 PM
Hey look at me, look at me. jumping up and down Just kidding. taking a seat and a smoke

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Wed 03/11/09 02:34 PM
Quit jumpin' up and down... Settle down... It's only me!

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Wed 03/11/09 02:37 PM
Zman brought up your furnace thread...but I didn't see any help there... Yeah, talking it through. It's so odd what it is doing. These are the times I wish for a man around....hehe. Why? So he could adjust it with his penis? Is that how they do it? No wonder I'm having trouble!