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Topic: The New and Improved Attention Whore House
MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 03/11/09 06:50 PM


:cry: Boohooo:cry:

tears Poor pitiful metears
:tongue: I'll send you something to cheer you up:heart:




:cry: I am sad becuz no guys have emailed me so I havent been able to make any threads abou them.:cry: Even though its against the rules:cry:

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Wed 03/11/09 06:50 PM


Sometimes I get so bored that I rub my doggie's tummy & absent-mindedly tweak her nipples...do I need a hobby?

Signed, Look at meeeee!



Does your doggie have nice nipples? I need a tag line... How does "pay attention!" work?



Yes...all 10 of them are tender & juicy...

Hmmm...how 'bout: I came, I saw, I conquered, I came again...too long?

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Wed 03/11/09 06:51 PM

:cry: Boohooo:cry:

tears Poor pitiful metears



Did someone not return an e-mail that you took 45 seconds to write? How dare they!!

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Wed 03/11/09 06:52 PM



:cry: Boohooo:cry:

tears Poor pitiful metears
:tongue: I'll send you something to cheer you up:heart:




:cry: I am sad becuz no guys have emailed me so I havent been able to make any threads abou them.:cry: Even though its against the rules:cry:






Well then make up a thread about how you are giving up on men because they are all pigs and want only one thing!

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 03/11/09 06:54 PM




:cry: Boohooo:cry:

tears Poor pitiful metears
:tongue: I'll send you something to cheer you up:heart:




:cry: I am sad becuz no guys have emailed me so I havent been able to make any threads abou them.:cry: Even though its against the rules:cry:






Well then make up a thread about how you are giving up on men because they are all pigs and want only one thing!



:cry: I am thinking about doing a thread about how some guy on another site has been lying to me:cry:

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Wed 03/11/09 06:54 PM



Sometimes I get so bored that I rub my doggie's tummy & absent-mindedly tweak her nipples...do I need a hobby?

Signed, Look at meeeee!



Does your doggie have nice nipples? I need a tag line... How does "pay attention!" work?



Yes...all 10 of them are tender & juicy...

Hmmm...how 'bout: I came, I saw, I conquered, I came again...too long?


I could use the latin.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Veni?

misstina2's photo
Wed 03/11/09 06:55 PM
Edited by misstina2 on Wed 03/11/09 06:55 PM




:cry: Boohooo:cry:

tears Poor pitiful metears
:tongue: I'll send you something to cheer you up:heart:




:cry: I am sad becuz no guys have emailed me so I havent been able to make any threads abou them.:cry: Even though its against the rules:cry:





Well then make up a thread about how you are giving up on men because they are all pigs and want only one thing!
yeah make a thread about it:tongue: great idea:tongue:

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Wed 03/11/09 06:55 PM


grumble When does for now end? bigsmile


When the fat lady sings?



There must be an opera ending somewhere now! Time for boobies. bigsmile

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Wed 03/11/09 06:56 PM
Ooh! I took Latin in High School!

Et tu, Brute'?

Naw man, I ain't et yet!

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Wed 03/11/09 06:57 PM





:cry: Boohooo:cry:

tears Poor pitiful metears
:tongue: I'll send you something to cheer you up:heart:




:cry: I am sad becuz no guys have emailed me so I havent been able to make any threads abou them.:cry: Even though its against the rules:cry:






Well then make up a thread about how you are giving up on men because they are all pigs and want only one thing!



:cry: I am thinking about doing a thread about how some guy on another site has been lying to me:cry:



Yes, yes, because all men lie and use! We are all pigs who think with our penis!!!

Meg8771's photo
Wed 03/11/09 07:08 PM
Is the plan still to take over the world?

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Wed 03/11/09 07:08 PM
Did you know that a pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew?

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 03/11/09 07:09 PM
:cry: I may write a cruddy poem about how lonely I am so I can get some attention.tears

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Wed 03/11/09 07:10 PM

Is the plan still to take over the world?



Nah, it's starting to seem like too much work. I'll settle for seeing lots of boobs and having fun. bigsmile

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Wed 03/11/09 07:11 PM

Did you know that a pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew?


No I did not. Thank you for sharing!

Veni! Vidi! Vici!

Meg8771's photo
Wed 03/11/09 07:11 PM
Just checking....so, same plan as last night, huh?

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 03/11/09 07:12 PM


...I remember when Kermit enjoyed entertaining kids, he really lived for it...then it seems the money just got to him and he went into a downward spiral of drugs, sex, and prostitution.

-Excerpt from THS: It's not easy being green

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Wed 03/11/09 07:13 PM

:cry: I may write a cruddy poem about how lonely I am so I can get some attention.tears


sick Please don't. I might vomit. sick


I only like to write bathroom poetry.


They pain these walls to hide my pen
But the sh!thouse poet strikes again!

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Wed 03/11/09 07:14 PM

Just checking....so, same plan as last night, huh?



drool Yes, a breast inspection and some probing. devil

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 03/11/09 07:14 PM


:cry: I may write a cruddy poem about how lonely I am so I can get some attention.tears


sick Please don't. I might vomit. sick


I only like to write bathroom poetry.


They pain these walls to hide my pen
But the sh!thouse poet strikes again!
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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