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 Boohooo
 Poor pitiful me
 I'll send you something to cheer you up
I am sad becuz no guys have emailed me so I havent been able to make any threads abou them. Even though its against the rules
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Sometimes I get so bored that I rub my doggie's tummy & absent-mindedly tweak her nipples...do I need a hobby? Signed, Look at meeeee! Does your doggie have nice nipples? I need a tag line... How does "pay attention!" work? Yes...all 10 of them are tender & juicy... Hmmm...how 'bout: I came, I saw, I conquered, I came again...too long? |
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Boohooo
Poor pitiful me
Did someone not return an e-mail that you took 45 seconds to write? How dare they!! |
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Boohooo
Poor pitiful me
I'll send you something to cheer you up
I am sad becuz no guys have emailed me so I havent been able to make any threads abou them. Even though its against the rules
Well then make up a thread about how you are giving up on men because they are all pigs and want only one thing! |
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Boohooo
Poor pitiful me
I'll send you something to cheer you up
I am sad becuz no guys have emailed me so I havent been able to make any threads abou them. Even though its against the rules
Well then make up a thread about how you are giving up on men because they are all pigs and want only one thing! I am thinking about doing a thread about how some guy on another site has been lying to me
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Sometimes I get so bored that I rub my doggie's tummy & absent-mindedly tweak her nipples...do I need a hobby? Signed, Look at meeeee! Does your doggie have nice nipples? I need a tag line... How does "pay attention!" work? Yes...all 10 of them are tender & juicy... Hmmm...how 'bout: I came, I saw, I conquered, I came again...too long? I could use the latin. Veni, Vidi, Vici, Veni? |
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Edited by
misstina2
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Wed 03/11/09 06:55 PM
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Boohooo
Poor pitiful me
I'll send you something to cheer you up
I am sad becuz no guys have emailed me so I havent been able to make any threads abou them. Even though its against the rules
Well then make up a thread about how you are giving up on men because they are all pigs and want only one thing! great idea
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 When does for now end? 
When the fat lady sings? There must be an opera ending somewhere now! Time for boobies.
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Ooh! I took Latin in High School!
Et tu, Brute'? Naw man, I ain't et yet! |
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Boohooo
Poor pitiful me
I'll send you something to cheer you up
I am sad becuz no guys have emailed me so I havent been able to make any threads abou them. Even though its against the rules
Well then make up a thread about how you are giving up on men because they are all pigs and want only one thing! I am thinking about doing a thread about how some guy on another site has been lying to me
Yes, yes, because all men lie and use! We are all pigs who think with our penis!!! |
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Is the plan still to take over the world?
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Did you know that a pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew?
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I may write a cruddy poem about how lonely I am so I can get some attention.
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Is the plan still to take over the world? Nah, it's starting to seem like too much work. I'll settle for seeing lots of boobs and having fun.
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Did you know that a pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew? No I did not. Thank you for sharing! Veni! Vidi! Vici! |
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Just checking....so, same plan as last night, huh?
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...I remember when Kermit enjoyed entertaining kids, he really lived for it...then it seems the money just got to him and he went into a downward spiral of drugs, sex, and prostitution. -Excerpt from THS: It's not easy being green |
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I may write a cruddy poem about how lonely I am so I can get some attention.
 Please don't. I might vomit.
I only like to write bathroom poetry. They pain these walls to hide my pen But the sh!thouse poet strikes again! |
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Just checking....so, same plan as last night, huh?  Yes, a breast inspection and some probing. 
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I may write a cruddy poem about how lonely I am so I can get some attention.
Please don't. I might vomit.
I only like to write bathroom poetry. They pain these walls to hide my pen But the sh!thouse poet strikes again! 
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