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Topic: The New and Improved Attention Whore House
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Tue 03/10/09 08:38 PM

So what kind of equipment are you going to fit me for? Just curious so I can be prepared...lol



Well as I said, your boobies need to be trained to hypnotize if they do not do so already. Then we will arm them with lasers and photon torpedos.

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Tue 03/10/09 08:39 PM
Then we will train you in special forces insertion.

Meg8771's photo
Tue 03/10/09 08:40 PM
Hypnotize - check

torpedo - check

insertion - check,check

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Tue 03/10/09 08:40 PM

Hypnotize - check

torpedo - check

insertion - check,check


laugh

TJN's photo
Tue 03/10/09 08:40 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I want someone to come cut crown moulding for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn old housees dont hav 90 degree angles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TJN's photo
Tue 03/10/09 08:41 PM

Then we will train you in special forces insertion.

I could help with that

Meg8771's photo
Tue 03/10/09 08:42 PM
At this point, I can use all of the help I can get!

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Tue 03/10/09 08:44 PM


Then we will train you in special forces insertion.

I could help with that



Ahhh, do we have another volunteer for our takeover Army?

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Tue 03/10/09 08:45 PM


Then we will train you in special forces insertion.

I could help with that


I could try that to with my Polish forces insertions....but, don't be whining to me when you are griping about me boning you in the *ss instead of the P***y.....I am Polish so I have a legitimate excuse.

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Tue 03/10/09 08:46 PM



Then we will train you in special forces insertion.

I could help with that



Ahhh, do we have another volunteer for our takeover Army?

Well i do scare myself sometimes with what I learned in the Army

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Tue 03/10/09 08:48 PM



Then we will train you in special forces insertion.

I could help with that


I could try that to with my Polish forces insertions....but, don't be whining to me when you are griping about me boning you in the *ss instead of the P***y.....I am Polish so I have a legitimate excuse.

I jumped with Polish paratroopers

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Tue 03/10/09 08:49 PM
Edited by krupa on Tue 03/10/09 08:51 PM
Right on! SOMEONE understands!

Jumped from a great height...stuck my thing where it didn't really belong.....I am really glad that I am not alone in this.

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Tue 03/10/09 08:50 PM
laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 03/10/09 08:50 PM
Us paratroopers dont discriminate laugh

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Tue 03/10/09 08:55 PM
yawn Good night troops. yawn

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Tue 03/10/09 08:57 PM

yawn Good night troops. yawn


G'night General.

TJN's photo
Tue 03/10/09 08:58 PM
good night sir

trgirl's photo
Tue 03/10/09 09:00 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I want someone to come cut crown moulding for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn old housees dont hav 90 degree angles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


i know that feeling, we did that here about 2 yrs ago and had a hard time, i dont think any house is really square bu i know older ones are the worse. i lived in a house years ago that was put together with pegs and not nails. my sister bought a tool that helped get the exact angle and things went smooth aftr that. i will ask her what it was called. flowerforyou

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Tue 03/10/09 09:01 PM
night waterlooflowerforyou

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Tue 03/10/09 09:15 PM
Damnit!!!! I am a Whore too TR!!!! Where the hell is my lovein????


This is a whore thread so you can't be suprized at this kind of thing.....now, just tell me that you love me and everything will be alright.

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