Topic: The New and Improved Attention Whore House | |
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Reporting for duty.....after I drink my tea. Good morning. At ease soldier! Good Morning to you too General. Sleep well? Or did visions of boobs run through your head? I dreamt the boob army revolted and I was being chased by giant boobies firing lasers!! |
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I like boobies...
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I dreamt the boob army revolted and I was being chased by giant boobies firing lasers!! Ya' dork! That's a warning sign. Watch for dissent in the ranks. (Is that the term I want, sounds off) |
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I like boobies... Of course you do! Boobies are magnificent, majestic, mountainous mammaries! I would ask if you would like to join our world takeover army, but I suspect you lack discipline.... Unless we can get one of these fine ladies to teach you some. |
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Good Morning, Herr Kommandant! Breasts are at attention...nipples are perky...where are my fricken' laser beams? Look at meeeeeee!
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Good Morning, Herr Kommandant! Breasts are at attention...nipples are perky...where are my fricken' laser beams? Look at meeeeeee! Your breasts are staring at me again! Stop that!!!! |
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just took my bra off
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just took my bra off I wanna see |
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Good Morning, Herr Kommandant! Breasts are at attention...nipples are perky...where are my fricken' laser beams? Look at meeeeeee! Your breasts are staring at me again! Stop that!!!! I've been known to poke an eye out with those things...Look at meeeeee! |
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Good Morning, Herr Kommandant! Breasts are at attention...nipples are perky...where are my fricken' laser beams? Look at meeeeeee! Your breasts are staring at me again! Stop that!!!! I've been known to poke an eye out with those things...Look at meeeeee! You cannot be poking eyes out if you expect to be able to hypnotize men. |
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just took my bra off Your silly... I haven't even put one on yet. |
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Who wears a bra? Look at meeeee!
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just took my bra off Your silly... I haven't even put one on yet. Oh this is just friggin' great. I feel like I'm back in high school again walking around all morning with a woody. I'm taking a shower! |
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just took my bra off Your silly... I haven't even put one on yet. Oh this is just friggin' great. I feel like I'm back in high school again walking around all morning with a woody. I'm taking a shower! we do what we can to keep you youthful feeling. Ain't it great? |
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Damnit!!!! I am a Whore too TR!!!! Where the hell is my lovein???? This is a whore thread so you can't be suprized at this kind of thing.....now, just tell me that you love me and everything will be alright. well krupa you know i love you too, you did not need to ask!!!!! |
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just took my bra off Your silly... I haven't even put one on yet. Oh this is just friggin' great. I feel like I'm back in high school again walking around all morning with a woody. I'm taking a shower! |
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I feel like the ancient mariner in Coleridge's poem. Except it's not water everywhere it's boobies.
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Calling all Attention Tramps, Whores & Sluts!!! We need fresh blood & meat! Look at meeeeeee!
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Oh! And Loo Dear...before you go & try to conquer the world with boobs...try this lil mantra that I coined:
Ignore the whore that you abhor... Say it with me, Dear...Ignore the whore that you abhor... Now! Isn't THAT better? |
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Oh! And Loo Dear...before you go & try to conquer the world with boobs...try this lil mantra that I coined: Ignore the whore that you abhor... Say it with me, Dear...Ignore the whore that you abhor... Now! Isn't THAT better? Funny you should say that. I'm having a similar conversation with someone via e-mail. |
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