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you know its time to lose weight when your mate gets trapped in the cheeks of your ass while having sex......now where did i put that cherry picker ...
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You know its time to loose weight when you are abducted by aliens and their tractor beam can't get you on board.
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You know its time to lose weight when you need two chairs to sit down(one per cheek!)
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you know it's time to lose weight when your bf/gf shows up with a piece of chalk, and it takes three marks before they get you hugged, or meet another coming the other way around
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when riding your bicycle the tires always look flat
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when riding your bicycle, it appears you are impaled on the pole w/o a seat
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Fri 03/06/09 09:12 PM
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You know it is time to loose some weight when your house catches on fire and they rescue you with a crane instead of a ladder truck.
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You know you are seriously in trouble and need to loose weight when they have to remove the side of the house to take you to the hospital and the transport vehicle is a flat bed semi-truck.
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you know its time to lose weight when your mate gets trapped in the cheeks of your ass while having sex......now where did i put that cherry picker ...
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You know its time to loose weight when you are abducted by aliens and their tractor beam can't get you on board. 
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You know it is time to loose some weight when your house catches on fire and they rescue you with a crane instead of a ladder truck. 
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You know you are seriously in trouble and need to loose weight when they have to remove the side of the house to take you to the hospital and the transport vehicle is a flat bed semi-truck.
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When you cant determine the difference between a spoon and a ladle
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When you cant determine the difference between a spoon and a ladle
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...when the sizes "large' and 'X Large' are two small and you are afraid to even try 'X X large." 
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this actually happened to me.
i went to busch gardens in tampa and when i got on one of the rides 2 people had to come over and strap me in. the overhead restraint came down but the buckle to hold it down wouldn't fasten. one person had to push down on the restraint while another fastened the safety belt. the thing that actually pushed me to lose weight though was when i got on the scale and it said 303. . . . |
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when you can no longer see your hip bones.
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MEN:
You know it's time to lose weight if you have to lift up your flab to go pee. |
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 when The Government makes you change your name to Fat Chick or Fat Guy be seeing you
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when your ribs are no longer visible
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