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You know its time to loose weight when you are floating in the pool and a seagull lands on your stomach.
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You think of gravy as a beverage!!!
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you know its time to lose weight when your camel toe has three humps.... 
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You know it's time to loose weight when they ban you from the all you can eat restaurants...ha!
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You know it's time to loose weight when you look up morbidly obese and your picture is in the dictionary as an example..
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you know its time to lose weight when your camel toe has three humps.... LMAO thats nasty!!! too funny |
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you know its time to lose weight when you find your last date in your rolls of fat..losing midgets is the first sign... 
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You know you have to loose weight when you eat with a funnel...
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You know it's time to lose weight when a button pops off yuor shirt and hits someone in the eye.
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When you cant wear a belt and a tie on the same day, in case you turn into sausages.
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You know it's time to loose weight when you look up morbidly obese and your picture is in the dictionary as an example.. You know it is time to loose weight when nothing fits. |
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When you ask for favors and only response you get is "FAT CHANCE"!
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you know its time to lose weight when you found your last dress at a tent sale... you know its time to lose weight when the passenger plane youre flying in wont take off..and they throw you out in order to lighten the load... you know its time to lose weight when you need a cherry picker to get yourself out of bed you know its time to lose weight when youve given up walking for rolling...
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You know its time to loose weight when your lap dog gives up looking for your lap.
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You know its time to loose weight when the only part of your "control-top" pantyhose that fits is the stocking part and the "control-top" part just rolls up under your out-of-control hang-over part.
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You know its time to loose weight when your lap dog gives up looking for your lap.
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You know its time to loose weight when getting out of your recliner you have to build up momentum by rocking forward and back.
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You know its time to loose weight when you are floating in the pool and a seagull lands on your stomach.
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You sit on your boyfriends face...
and he cant hear the stereo!!! 
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You know its time to loose weight when floor exercises are out of the question because if you got down there you aren't likely to be able to get up again without two guys and gurney.
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