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Topic: You know its time to loose weight when...
Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 03/06/09 05:24 PM
You know its time to loose weight when you are floating in the pool and a seagull lands on your stomach.

fundog1962 Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 232	Fri 03/06/09 05:24 PM
You think of gravy as a beverage!!!

tombraider Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 5042	Fri 03/06/09 05:25 PM
you know its time to lose weight when your camel toe has three humps....

Eddiemma Joined Mon 01/05/09 Posts: 3043	Fri 03/06/09 05:26 PM
You know it's time to loose weight when they ban you from the all you can eat restaurants...ha!

Eddiemma Joined Mon 01/05/09 Posts: 3043	Fri 03/06/09 05:28 PM
You know it's time to loose weight when you look up morbidly obese and your picture is in the dictionary as an example..

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Fri 03/06/09 05:29 PM
you know its time to lose weight when your camel toe has three humps.... LMAO thats nasty!!! too funny

tombraider Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 5042	Fri 03/06/09 05:29 PM
you know its time to lose weight when you find your last date in your rolls of fat..losing midgets is the first sign...

Eddiemma Joined Mon 01/05/09 Posts: 3043	Fri 03/06/09 05:29 PM
You know you have to loose weight when you eat with a funnel...

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Fri 03/06/09 05:30 PM
You know it's time to lose weight when a button pops off yuor shirt and hits someone in the eye.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 03/06/09 05:31 PM
When you cant wear a belt and a tie on the same day, in case you turn into sausages.

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Fri 03/06/09 05:35 PM
You know it's time to loose weight when you look up morbidly obese and your picture is in the dictionary as an example.. You know it is time to loose weight when nothing fits.

FindMe1113 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 35104	Fri 03/06/09 05:52 PM
When you ask for favors and only response you get is "FAT CHANCE"!

tombraider Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 5042	Fri 03/06/09 06:01 PM
you know its time to lose weight when you found your last dress at a tent sale... you know its time to lose weight when the passenger plane youre flying in wont take off..and they throw you out in order to lighten the load... you know its time to lose weight when you need a cherry picker to get yourself out of bed you know its time to lose weight when youve given up walking for rolling...

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 03/06/09 06:02 PM
You know its time to loose weight when your lap dog gives up looking for your lap.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Fri 03/06/09 06:03 PM
You know its time to loose weight when the only part of your "control-top" pantyhose that fits is the stocking part and the "control-top" part just rolls up under your out-of-control hang-over part.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Fri 03/06/09 06:03 PM
You know its time to loose weight when your lap dog gives up looking for your lap.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 03/06/09 06:03 PM
You know its time to loose weight when getting out of your recliner you have to build up momentum by rocking forward and back.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Fri 03/06/09 06:04 PM
You know its time to loose weight when you are floating in the pool and a seagull lands on your stomach.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 03/06/09 06:06 PM
You sit on your boyfriends face... and he cant hear the stereo!!!

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 03/06/09 06:06 PM
You know its time to loose weight when floor exercises are out of the question because if you got down there you aren't likely to be able to get up again without two guys and gurney.