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You know its time to loose weight when...
None of the scales in Walmart go high enough. |
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when you start sweating before you even make it to the car to go to work
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You know its time to loose weight when...
You haven't been able to cross your legs in years... |
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when your t-shirt always finds a way to be above your stomach line when waking up in the morning |
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You know its time to loose weight when...
You only bend over if there is chocolate on the floor... |
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It's time to LOSE weight when you look at the menu and say, "Okay."
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You know its time to loose weight when...
When riding in a car pool they ask you to sit in the center in the back seat so the car will be level. 
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When you have more Chins then China town...
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Fri 03/06/09 05:18 PM
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You know its time to loose weight when...
..the horse you are riding passes out. |
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Each cheek of your A$$ has it's own zip code
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You know its time to loose weight when... the mule you are riding sits down.
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You know it's time to loose weight when you smoke a turkey after sex.. -Old one
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When your big butt and waist line is the same size
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You know its time to loose weight when...
They tell you that you better use two bungie cords when jumping or they tell you to use two parachutes when sky diving. |
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You know it's time to loose weight when you roll out of bed twice and you still aren't out of bed...ha! |
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You know its time to loose weight when you try to go sailing and the captain says "I think we need a bigger boat.."
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You know it's time to loose weight when you walk they can measure it on the richter scale..
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You know it is time to lose weight when you can't put your own shoes on anymore
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You know its time to loose weight when the cannibal headhunters in Africa are happy to see you.
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When you back up you hear Beep! Beep! Beep!
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