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| Topic: You know its time to loose weight when... | |
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You know its time to loose weight when the only part of your "control-top" pantyhose that fits is the stocking part and the "control-top" part just rolls up under your out-of-control hang-over part. |
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When I'm on the tredmill at the gym & look at the mirror beside me
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When one can't see one's "Little John Thomas" any more
  
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You know its time to loose weight when...
...you sit cross legged on the floor in front of the mirror to meditate and when you open your eyes you think you see Budda, then you realize that it's just your reflection. |
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When the top of your jeans kind of do that roll down thing....
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You know its time to loose weight when...
.. you decide to wear those cute shoes with a buckle strap and the strap is on the outside of the shoe and you can't get into any position that allows you to buckle it. |
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You know its time to loose weight when...
....it's too tight? 
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When I can't see my feet on the shower!
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You know its time to loose weight when...
...You ask for help in the clothing store and the sales lady takes you to the XXX large section. |
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when your car tilts to one side
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when your t-shirt always finds a way to be above your stomach line when waking up in the morning
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When someone asks you to get into the back of their pickup that is stuck in the snow so they will have more traction on the back tires.
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Everytime you go to McD's they ask if you want it Super Sized
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When you clean out 3 displays in any store with your A$$
seen this happen other day.... **thankin' god I got a small back yard!!!** |
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When the airline asks you to purchase two tickets.
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when you sit in a chair and cant see any part of it b/c your body is hanging OVER it.
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Everytime you go to McD's they ask if you want it Super Sized
Whats worse is when they dont even ask!!! They already know ya want it!!!
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when things always fall for some reason behind you and you don't know why until someone says your ass did that
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When your grocery bill is more then your monthly mortgage.
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