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| Topic: you know you drink too much.........when | |
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that 30 year old woman is indeed a man in a wig saying how much he enjoyed the lovemaking last night.
 
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when you stagger in every direction but foward
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When you poop your pancreas and throw up your liver.
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When you have sex with a palm tree. And afterwards the palm tree won't quit calling you.
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You actually believe that Scotty is gonna meet you for coffee!
Psyche!!!!!!!! |
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Edited by
Bushidobillyclub
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Thu 03/05/09 03:58 PM
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you are frequently mistaken for WC Fields |
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When all 4 of the teeth you have left are loose and your freinds give you the nickname "Jack" short for Jackolantern.
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i had a drunk roomate, at college, and his sh!t even smelled of alchohol...he never flushed....
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When you switch to vodka because your body won't keep cheap whiskey down anymore.
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You actually believe that Scotty is gonna meet you for coffee! Psyche!!!!!!!! thats bull**** baby, you didnt try to call me 
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When your freinds tell you to take it easy on the booze and switch to huffing paint for awhile.
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When you switch to vodka because your body won't keep cheap whiskey down anymore. im so gonna call u at 4 in the morning......youre time baby!! |
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When you "wetfart" your pants and you really don't care.
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When you take food out of the freezer to make room for liquor.
. . . true story. |
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when u shave your head and paint your face like this
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Edited by
scotty1964
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Thu 03/05/09 04:12 PM
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i had a drunk roomate, at college, and his sh!t even smelled of alchohol...he never flushed.... ok..thats just wrong......clean it up man..i dont banned again  when u dont write what u thought to write.. i meant i dont want to get banned again for the 6th time motherfukcer!! |
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What's the matter scotty? Used your socks as toilet paper again? When you walk head first into that no parking sign in the street in front of your uncles house and give yourself a black eye once- you're a drunk. When you do it 3 times and get 3 blackeyes- you're an alcoholic.
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when you have 20/20 vision when it comes to the chicks double D breasts, but somehow her twenty-pound beer gut goes unnoticed
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 03/05/09 04:14 PM
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You actually believe that Scotty is gonna meet you for coffee! Psyche!!!!!!!! thats bull**** baby, you didnt try to call me I was just yanking you chain Scotty... dont me mad at me. Im gonna kidnapp your ass someday... and you may never recover. 
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What's the matter scotty? Used your socks as toilet paper again? When you walk head first into that no parking sign in the street in front of your uncles house and give yourself a black eye once- you're a drunk. When you do it 3 times and get 3 blackeyes- you're an alcoholic. hey i never did that......man....... but how many times are you supposed to vomit in a 24 hour period?or let me rephrase that..how many time is acceptable? |
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