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| Topic: you know you drink too much.........when | |
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When you got whiskey d!ck so bad, a jar of viagra, and 20 porn stars couldn't get you up.
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So they just have a funeral for just your penis. RIP.
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im sort of unhappy with you brother......
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im sort of unhappy with you brother...... just cause, ur not on your game man.......u usually make me laugh, but im not feeling it...... |
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I don't feel a brother killing themselves with alcohol very funny. Sorry. Got just one too many dead freinds scotty.
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when you come to once again on that familiar concrete floor wondering "Damn, how the HELL did I wind up in jail THIS TIME!?!?!" One friend of mine is working on saying that, for the 67th time, I schitt you not. |
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And yeah I got a huge steel pipe in the head tuesday. I'm not feeling myself.
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I don't feel a brother killing themselves with alcohol very funny. Sorry. Got just one too many dead freinds scotty. its just the taste of the sun your after..... |
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And yeah I got a huge steel pipe in the head tuesday. I'm not feeling myself. pick me up man, we will kill those fukcs.....they cant do this to you or us!! |
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Worse, you could be in the shirt, like this unlucky lady. .jpg)
is that youre or my ex wife? Not mine. Mine would never get caught making that fashion statement while being arrested. She did, however, make the mistake of calling me whilst drunk this week though. Different long and boring story though. |
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Yeah us alkies got to go to them damned meetings, funny thing is I go the meetings, I don't drink anymore.
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this is growing tiresome..........so get out ........its done...
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When you got whiskey d!ck so bad, a jar of viagra, and 20 porn stars couldn't get you up. 
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You know you drink to much when you keep getting suspended from a free online dating site and the next day you have no clue what happened
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You know you drink to much when you keep getting suspended from a free online dating site and the next day you have no clue what happened
 i always know though and they just cant keep up with banning me ontime.....
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i love that guy from the white stripes........he rocks..i think hes jack blacks brother
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i really dont want to drink this last pint.......so i poured one and hid it behind a flower.....
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wow i found it.......maybe ill just puke....again.....or have some gum
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celery is really good with ranch dip.....as long as your gums below your teeth dont hurt that much....
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you end up looking like me!
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