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| Topic: you know you drink too much.........when | |
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When you "wetfart" your pants and you really don't care. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 03/05/09 04:17 PM
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When you "wetfart" your pants and you really don't care. Thats what im sayen!  At least let me pull your finger first!  and run!!!!!!!!!
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You actually believe that Scotty is gonna meet you for coffee! Psyche!!!!!!!! thats bull**** baby, you didnt try to call me  I was just yanking you chain Scotty... dont me mad at me. Im gonna kidnapp your ass someday... and you may never recover.  its ok baby, you got my number..... |
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You actually believe that Scotty is gonna meet you for coffee! Psyche!!!!!!!! thats bull**** baby, you didnt try to call me I was just yanking you chain Scotty... dont me mad at me. Im gonna kidnapp your ass someday... and you may never recover. its ok baby, you got my number..... Yup, I got your number and your name... be very scared!
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When you wake up in the morning and your wiener is covered with something that smells and is unidentifiable.
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im scared and happy
 im just worried about that biker character
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 03/05/09 04:20 PM
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When you wake up in the morning and your wiener is covered with something that smells and is unidentifiable. Dont ask me to suck it!  Pllllllllllllllllease! |
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Zero puke in 24 hours.
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When you wake up in the morning and your wiener is covered with something that smells and is unidentifiable. Dont ask me to suck it! Pllllllllllllllllease! oh i will im really kidding
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 03/05/09 04:29 PM
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When you wake up in the morning and your wiener is covered with something that smells and is unidentifiable. Dont ask me to suck it! Pllllllllllllllllease! oh i will im really kidding Coffee date cancelled! Nexxxxxxxxxxxxt!
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maybe my eye really doesnt look right.........damn,, i gotta call a doctor or go to the va..and tell them to put it back in damnit!!
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When you wake up in the morning and your wiener is covered with something that smells and is unidentifiable. Dont ask me to suck it! Pllllllllllllllllease! oh i will im really kidding Coffee date cancelled! Nexxxxxxxxxxxxt! fine then.........no coffee= no blow job
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 Worse, you could be in the shirt, like this unlucky lady. .jpg)
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when you come to once again on that familiar concrete floor wondering "Damn, how the HELL did I wind up in jail THIS TIME!?!?!"
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When you come to more often than you wake up.
When you pass out one more time than you will ever come to. |
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When you do the Richard Pryor Marathon.... in front of your family... and they choose to not invite you to their BBQ's anymore.
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when you come to once again on that familiar concrete floor wondering "Damn, how the HELL did I wind up in jail THIS TIME!?!?!" i slept there too........i didnt have a good dream |
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When you do the Richard Pryor Marathon.... in front of your family... and they choose to not invite you to their BBQ's anymore. i love him and miss him too........remember that dog? tellin him 'hey rich' comedy is wonderful baby |
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When the twelve steppers tell you you got to go.
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Worse, you could be in the shirt, like this unlucky lady. is that youre or my ex wife? |
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