Now for my parody:

Girls that stand in front of the TV while I'm trying to play video
games.

Girls that don't have a beer waiting for me when I walk in the door.

Girls who don't think cooking barefoot in the kitchen is a privilege.

Girls who don't understand football is more important than them for 4
months out of the year.

Girls who think they can drive.


(One more that was a PARODY!)

Oh easy. That would be the 36 year old women who try and be like their
daughters, same clothes, and talk loud and preppy like their at a High
School rally.

Using the Lord's name in vain

quick tempers

republicans (jk)

Shallow people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

users, liars and cheaters and people that do nothing but talk about
their accomplishments

Men who can't cook, not even boil water.

a bottom crack showing no matter what age or gender.

people who cut in front of me when I've left that 2 car spaces between
me and the car in front of me.

people who blows their horns at other drivers.

city folk (those who can't live more than 10 minutes without a cell
phone)

girls who hold a grudge and are angry a lot

people who f this and f that

no sense of humor

stupid people.

People who are obnoxious and inconsiderate

Men who want to date me and every other woman in the universe at the
same time. Just to let some of you guys know, going out with me once a
month is NOT dating, its meeting for drinks and/or dinner.

Couch Potatoes. I'll explain: go to work, come home, eat, lay on the
couch until time for bed, go to bed. Get up Saturday and Sunday, eat,
take a nap, eat again, watch TV, lay on couch until time to go to bed,
go to bed. If that is all your body and mind are capable of, you are
too old for me.

People who love to hear themselves talk, or read what they type in
forums. You can tell the ones. They have long explanations about the
simplest of topics. And tend to repeat themselves.

Tunr offs:

People who don't respect themselves or anyone else.

Anyone who is physically or verbally abusive.

Anyone who smells of bad B.O. and/or wears a lot of
cologne/perfume/shaving lotion, (HUGE turn off!!!)

Bigots and narrow minded people.

my personal opinon that i do not like when i am around married people
and you are talking to them about stuff and they say my old lady this or
my old man that, i just think that is wrong to say about people that you
love and i am wondering what other people think about that, i think it
sounds wrong to me when people say that.

liers , tempers

Or the "old ball and chain"

i would have to say liars and cheaters. should have more respect and
break up with the person than cheat on them. and whats the use of lying?
come on thats really sad

people that lie and people with bad breath.

Hey romee ain't seen you in a while, how ya been

i'm been doing good bucket' just been bust how have you been?

jealous people...

people who think they know everything about me...

and haven't even talked to me...

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Women who don't know what they?

Head games

you know how it is one week you eat chicken the next you eat feathers