1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

wat the hell is u talkin about

lmao thanx

Very good, Bill, gave me one heck of a chuckle!!

I like #12

LOL that was good

it's all about number 17

Those are great Ive got a couple more for ya to add to your list.

someone yells hodown and your girlfriend hits teh floor.

Youve ever had to turn your pickup truck around due to bridge height
restrictions.

Youve ever mowed your lawn and found an automobile.

lmao....

I like number 5. How do they keep there restrooms so clean?

18. Your porch caves in and kills at least three dogs.

19. On your TV you can pick up three different channel 4's and your
antenna is more than fifty feet tall.

20. A family reunion has ever taken place in jail.

21. The speed limit on the road in front of your house is more than 60
mph.

22. It takes you an hour to get to the grocery store which only has two
aisles.

23. Taking out the trash involves building a fire.

24. Your toilet paper has page numbers.

25. If the words "two-thirds" appear in your genealogy.

26. You or one of your relatives has ever been used as a flotation
device.

27. Your "lawnmower" has more horsepower than your truck.

25. If the words "two-thirds" appear in your genealogy...haha...
thanks X

LMAO

Those were cute. I love stuff like that. Thanks for the laugh.

hahah that was hilarious