18. Your porch caves in and kills at least three dogs.

19. On your TV you can pick up three different channel 4's and your
antenna is more than fifty feet tall.

20. A family reunion has ever taken place in jail.

21. The speed limit on the road in front of your house is more than 60
mph.

22. It takes you an hour to get to the grocery store which only has two
aisles.

23. Taking out the trash involves building a fire.

24. Your toilet paper has page numbers.

25. If the words "two-thirds" appear in your genealogy.

26. You or one of your relatives has ever been used as a flotation
device.

27. Your "lawnmower" has more horsepower than your truck.