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Topic: Zee's Pub!
Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Mon 01/14/13 01:31 PM
Gee what's a Sorceress Blue Juice around here???? Dunno...but it sounds funky!! Hearty greetings sorceress...don't suppose you could conjour up some of that blue juice could you?

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Mon 01/14/13 01:44 PM Edited by KiK2me on Mon 01/14/13 01:44 PM
Hi "Zee" ! Just makin' myself a "Cumshot" here... ...Wanna give me a hand ? {snicker} ..# "/" KiK

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Mon 01/14/13 06:52 PM
Hello... Shifty eyes Lights match and runs away DUDE.. my property insurance is gonna sky rocket if ya keep that up.. come on in fer a drink instead why don'tcha

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Mon 01/14/13 06:54 PM
Hello... Shifty eyes Lights match and runs away To the tune of.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8D4AsLzlM0 you are absolutely TOOO much my dear.. yup.. kinda fits huh

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Mon 01/14/13 07:01 PM
An Ostrich's Eye Is Bigger That It's Brain. blink blink Someone say chicken?? Actually there is a distant cousin of the Ostrich that once walked the land of the long white cloud (being New Zealand) called the Moa, which stood about 14ft on average (that's a whole lotta drumstick right thur!!), but it is now extinct on account of those blardi maoris having too many hangis....they probably couldn't ride it, so the next best thiing was to eat it! Sadly...it is no moa. HOLY BAT-FEATHERS K.. imagine the eggs it layed you're just too funny

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Mon 01/14/13 07:05 PM
Hi "Zee" ! Just makin' myself a "Cumshot" here... ...Wanna give me a hand ? {snicker} ..# "/" KiK take THAT fer yer remark

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Mon 01/14/13 07:23 PM
here's one for ya.. I spent all my summers on this lake growing up.. and I can GUARANTEE you this is REAL.. NOT a joke.. and I have living witnesses to confirm.. "Memphre of Magog Quebec" - Inland sea serpents are not unknown of in Canada. The story of the Memphe resembles very closely that of Ogopogo in central BC. Lake Memphremagog is a long finger-like running south from Magog, Quebec (near Sherbrooke) across the Canada/US border to about Newport, Vermont. Nestled in between mountains, the lake is both deep and cold. In the latter part of the 18th century stories of encounters by Indians with a giant sea creature began to emerge. In 1961 two fishermen saw a black creature about 40 feet (13 metres) long swimming, partially submerged, past their boat. In 1994 four persons in two separate boats reported a 30-foot-long (9.1 m), black, three-humped creature. Is the Memphre real or just another Mystery of Canada? it's not 3 humped.. it's a long serpent type fish that roams the depths.. on my parents grave.. this sucker bumped me outta the water by about 3 feet while it rolled back into the deep.. scary? YOU BETCHA.. this is the lake and this is Memphre.. kinda looks like the Loch Ness thingy huh..

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Mon 01/14/13 07:39 PM
I seem to have a bit a the creature in me myself ! chuckle

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Mon 01/14/13 07:52 PM
don't we all

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Mon 01/14/13 07:57 PM
Hello... Shifty eyes Lights match and runs away DUDE.. my property insurance is gonna sky rocket if ya keep that up.. come on in fer a drink instead why don'tcha It was out before it hit the ground, I'm sure of it. Lights cigarette See? Just an innocent bit of fire...Innocent, fire. Runs

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Mon 01/14/13 08:04 PM
innocent fire?? there's no such thing lad.. zee pulls out the extinguisher and puts out Fear's fire.. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-gin! stand still so's I can hose ya down ya lil fire bug.. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR.....

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Mon 01/14/13 08:53 PM
don't we all BA DUMP TSHHHHHHHH ! HAHAHAHAHAHA You so funny Zee !

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Tue 01/15/13 07:51 AM
You so funny Zee ! I know

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Tue 01/15/13 08:03 AM
mornin peeps.. my lil duded is doin the p-p dance well.. it's Tuesday.. whoopie.. let's see if it's toDAY.. that I sink or swim..

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Tue 01/15/13 12:48 PM
An Ostrich's Eye Is Bigger That It's Brain. blink blink Someone say chicken?? Actually there is a distant cousin of the Ostrich that once walked the land of the long white cloud (being New Zealand) called the Moa, which stood about 14ft on average (that's a whole lotta drumstick right thur!!), but it is now extinct on account of those blardi maoris having too many hangis....they probably couldn't ride it, so the next best thiing was to eat it! Sadly...it is no moa. HOLY BAT-FEATHERS K.. imagine the eggs it layed you're just too funny Scrambled eggs for a week!! ;-)

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Tue 01/15/13 12:55 PM
here's one for ya.. I spent all my summers on this lake growing up.. and I can GUARANTEE you this is REAL.. NOT a joke.. and I have living witnesses to confirm.. "Memphre of Magog Quebec" - Inland sea serpents are not unknown of in Canada. The story of the Memphe resembles very closely that of Ogopogo in central BC. Lake Memphremagog is a long finger-like running south from Magog, Quebec (near Sherbrooke) across the Canada/US border to about Newport, Vermont. Nestled in between mountains, the lake is both deep and cold. In the latter part of the 18th century stories of encounters by Indians with a giant sea creature began to emerge. In 1961 two fishermen saw a black creature about 40 feet (13 metres) long swimming, partially submerged, past their boat. In 1994 four persons in two separate boats reported a 30-foot-long (9.1 m), black, three-humped creature. Is the Memphre real or just another Mystery of Canada? it's not 3 humped.. it's a long serpent type fish that roams the depths.. on my parents grave.. this sucker bumped me outta the water by about 3 feet while it rolled back into the deep.. scary? YOU BETCHA.. this is the lake and this is Memphre.. kinda looks like the Loch Ness thingy huh.. Kinda like the Sasquatch thingy....they've had encounters and know it's there but can't quite get the hard evidence. Mind you...if i were a Sasquatch (which is not too unbelievable in the winter time when my legs haven't seen the light of day or a razor for some time)...i would be avoiding the Sasquatch hunters too! Seriously...the amount of noise they create whilst in pursuit of "Ole Sassy" leaves me rolling around the floor in laughter. And what is with those hideous Sasquatch calls they do?? If Sasquatch isn't highly amused and entertained by their antics....i certainly am :-)....they're just too funny!

reinholtz Joined Fri 09/28/12 Posts: 43	Tue 01/15/13 03:12 PM
Ok I am in for Zee Pub I would like Rum and Coke with a lime. So what is the juicy gossip for the day in three words??

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Tue 01/15/13 03:32 PM Edited by Kahurangi on Tue 01/15/13 03:34 PM
Ok I am in for Zee Pub I would like Rum and Coke with a lime. So what is the juicy gossip for the day in three words?? It's your shout!

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Tue 01/15/13 04:11 PM Edited by Kahurangi on Tue 01/15/13 04:12 PM
throws a goldie in the jukebox on the way out Another for the pyro-dude... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p9AiQ2MGK8

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Tue 01/15/13 06:57 PM
Scrambled eggs for a week!! ;-) that sounds about right..