*zee gives Kik a lil nudge* wake up.. yer dreamin

buy me a drink? dude.. I own the place can I buy YOU one?

Shux...stick to your first choice. The sugar in the black one might just be too much for you ;-)

I think the last time i had a black russian was...no that's not it,that was the cowboy night...ummmm..i think it was when...no, that was when Harvey was busy banging something...orrrrr...it might have been when ummmm...nooo...that was between the sheets.

I'm sure it will come to me....

Ooo...aahhh...speaking of getting a grip.

Found this little snippet that y'all might be interested in....

Wrinkly fingers from sitting in the bath could have a useful purpose, according to research.

Wrinkles that form on skin after being in water improves grip on wet objects, scientists from Newcastle University claim to have shown.

The study compared the results of people taking objects out of water with and without the prune-like skin formation.

Author Dr Tom Smulders, publishing the paper in Biology Letters, said on Tuesday: "We have shown that wrinkled fingers give a better grip in wet conditions. It could be working like treads on your car tyres which allow more of the tyre to be in contact with the road and gives you a better grip.

"Going back in time, this wrinkling of our fingers in wet conditions could have helped with gathering food from wet vegetation or streams. And as we see the effect in our toes too, this may have been an advantage as it may have meant our ancestors were able to get a better footing in the rain."

In the study people picked up marbles of different sizes with normal hands or with wrinkled fingers after having soaked their hands in warm water for 30 minutes. They were faster if their fingers were wrinkled but it made no difference when moving dry objects.

"This raises the question of why we don't have permanently wrinkled fingers and we'd like to examine this further", said Dr Smulders.

"Our initial thoughts are that this could diminish the sensitivity in our fingertips or could increase the risk of damage through catching on objects."


So there ya go!!...but i have to wonder if they tested that theory with soap!

hehehe ^^^she so funny !
Straight up too !
I like that...



Okay Ms Zee...we'll go "Dutch" ?
{playing hard to get no doubt}

snicker...

gurl.. wasn't it the time you said you had that pink fuzzy thing.. you kept mumbling something about yer navel.. oh wait.. no.. it was the time the bartender asked if you wanted sex on the beach.. I told him he'd have to at LEAST take you to dinner first

they did in the 'couples' group.. they decided to call it K-Y went over like GANG busters!!

WELCOME Folks.. to Wednesdays 2nd edition of USELESS INFORMATION!

Ig Nobel awards: Irrelevant scientific research honoured
Scientists who unlocked the inner secrets of dog fleas, crisps and tangled string swept the tongue-in-cheek annual Ig Nobel Prizes.

The awards, a light-hearted alternative to Scandinavia's Nobel Prizes for otherwise serious researchers, were presented at Harvard University in Massachussetts.

More than 1,000 people, including seven of the 10 laureates, attended a ceremony that in irreverent spirit also featured sword-swallowing, paper airplanes, and an eight-year-old girl tasked with stopping boring speeches.

Three French scientists from the Ecole National Veterinaire de Toulouse took the biology prize for establishing that fleas living on dogs jump further than those resident on cats - 20 centimeters further, on average.

Potentially more controversial was the work of an Italian-British duo who won the nutrition prize for their study "Auditory Cues in Modulating the Perceived Crispness and Staleness of Potato Chips."

The ground-breaking study first published in the Journal of Sensory Studies involved "electronically modifying the sound of a potato chip to make the person chewing the chip believe it to be crisper and fresher than it really is," Ig Nobel organizers said.




reads kinda like a Monty Python skit don't it...

I'm not Dutch.. I'm Greek!
where do you get these silly notions that I'm playin hard ta get?? I'm simply being a gracious host.. come try out our bungie-velcro wall... *zee straps Kik in and gives him toss*

hang in thar lil buddy.. I'll be back ta check on ya laters

yo kik.. how's it hangin??

WELCOME FOLKS.. to Wednesdays FINAL edition of USELESS INFORMATION!

>If A Statue In The Park Of A Person On A Horse Has Both Front Legs In The Air, The Person Died In Battle; If The Horse Has One Front Leg In The Air, The Person Died As A Result Of Wounds Received In Battle; If The Horse Has All Four Legs On The Ground, The Person Died Of Natural Causes. (I learned this lil tidbit from a scholar in Italy while visiting Rome.. cool )

>No Word In The English Language Rhymes With Month, Orange, Silver, And Purple.(I beg to differ.. NURPLE rhymes with Purple )

>Clans Of Long Ago That Wanted To Get Rid Of Their Unwanted People Without Killing Them Use To Burn Their Houses Down - Hence The Expression "To Get Fired." (OUCH glad times have changed )

>Canada Is An Indian Word Meaning "Big Village". *zee sings "Y - M - C - A"*

>There Are Two Credit Cards For Every Person In The United States.

>Only Two People Signed The Declaration Of Independence On July 4Th, John Hancock And Charles Thomson. Most Of The Rest Signed On August 2, but The Last Signature Wasn't Added Until 5 Years Later.(does that mean it's actually Aug. 2nd and NOT July 4th? hmmm )

>"I Am." Is The Shortest Complete Sentence In The English Language.

g'nite peeps.. only 2 more days ta goo before le WEEKEND!!

hahaha...love Monty Python, but you win. Your bit of information is more useless than mine!

That was rather entertaining actually :-)

I love'em too.. but no contest.. I thought you did a BANG up job at tossing a new idea out there.. so I played along.. add as MUCH silly, inane, goofy or USEless tidbits you'd like.. I think it's a HOOT!

WELCOME FOLKS to Thursdays FIRST Edition of USELESS INFORMATION:

>This Expression Originated In British India Raj Days Among The Upper Class Indians. An Informal Sari Was (Is) 6 Yards Long. A Formal Sari Was (Is) 9 Yards Long. When Going To A Function, The Indian Ladies Had To Decide Whether To Go The "Whole Nine Yards" Or Not. (and all these years I thought it was a football reference.. )

>Also Another Theory For The "Whole 9 Yards" Is The Term "The Whole 9 Yards" Came From Wwii Fighter Pilots In The South Pacific. When Arming Their Airplanes On The Ground, The .50 Caliber Machine Gun Ammo Belts Measured Exactly 27 Feet, Before Being Loaded Into The Fuselage. If The Pilots Fired All Their Ammo At A Target, It Got "The Whole 9 Yards." (more like 'obliterated' )

>The Most Common Name In The World Is Mohammed.(yeah.. it's the LAST name you can never pronounce )

>The Word "Samba" Means "To Rub Navels Together." (hey baby.. wanna rub navels?? )

>The International Telephone Dialing Code For Antarctica Is 672. (this is SOO exciting.. )

>Mel Blanc (The Voice Of Bugs Bunny) Was Allergic To Carrots.(how ironic )

>Until 1965, Driving Was Done On The Left-Hand Side On Roads In Sweden. The Conversion To Right-Hand Was Done On A Weekday At 5Pm. All Traffic Stopped As People Switched Sides. This Time And Day Were Chosen To Prevent Accidents Where Drivers Would Have Gotten Up In The Morning And Been Too Sleepy To Realize That *This* Was The Day Of The Changeover.(this one takes the cake on totally useless.. )

>The Very First Bomb Dropped By The Allies On Berlin During World War II Killed The Only Elephant In The Berlin Zoo. (maybe someon thought they were taking out a transportation target.. )

WOW what a Woman !
Can someone help me down now ?

hehehe

I'll think about it.. first I have to go make dinner and eat though


*zee unstraps Kik and watches him fall on his head* good thing there's soft LANDING MATS huh

WELCOME FOLKS.. to Thursdays FINAL (yet extended) edition of USELESS INFORMATION

>In Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart Never Said "Play It Again, Sam."

>Sherlock Holmes Never Said "Elementary, My Dear Watson." (well THAT's disappointing )

>More People Are Killed Annually By Donkeys Than Die In Air Crashes. (alrighty then.. cancel my donkey order! )

>The Term, "It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses An Eye" Is From Ancient Rome. The Only Rule During Wrestling Matches Was, "No Eye Gouging." Everything Else Was Allowed, But The Only Way To Be Disqualified Was To Poke Someone's Eye Out. (OUCH)

>A 'Jiffy' Is An Actual Unit Of Time For 1/100Th Of A Second. (no way.. really?)

>The Average Person Falls Asleep In Seven Minutes. (well.. I never claimed to be average.. )

>Hershey's Kisses Are Called That Because The Machine That Makes Them Looks Like It's Kissing The Conveyor Belt. ( YUCK)

>Money Isn't Made Out Of Paper, It's Made Out Of Cotton. (wow.. I'm RICH.. I have cotton EVERYwhere!! )

>The Phrase "Rule Of Thumb" Is Derived From And Old English Law Which Stated That You Couldn't Beat Your Wife With Anything Wider Than Your Thumb. 'tards

>An Ostrich's Eye Is Bigger That It's Brain. (I know a lotta humans like that too)

>The Longest Recorded Flight Of A Chicken Is Thirteen Seconds (must wreck havoc at their airports)

>If You Yelled For 8 Years, 7 Months And 6 Days, You Would Have Produced Enough Sound Energy To Heat One Cup Of Coffee. (I'd probably loose my voice after the first day guess I'll have to settle for ice tea then )

>If You Fart Consistently For 6 Years And 9 Months, Enough Gas Is Produced To Create The Energy Of An Atomic Bomb.

>The Human Heart Creates Enough Pressure When It Pumps Out To The Body To Squirt Blood 30 Feet. (hmm.. first image comes to mind is a blue whale... )

>Banging Your Head Against A Wall Uses 150 Calories An Hour. (So What Are You Waiting For?)

>Humans And Dolphins Are The Only Species That Have Sex For Pleasure.(psst.. wanna come over to my reef?

>On Average People Fear Spiders More Than They Do Death.

>The Strongest Muscle In The Body Is The Tongue. (Hmm...................)

>It's Impossible To Sneeze With Your Eyes Open.(it's true.. yeah I tried it)

>You Can't Kill Yourself By Holding Your Breath.

>Americans On The Average Eat 18 Acres Of Pizza Every Day.

>Every Time You Lick A Stamp, You're Consuming 1/10 Of A Calorie.

>Did You Know That You Are More Likely To Be Killed By A Champagne Cork Than By A Poisonous Spider? thats ONE way ta go..

>Right-Handed People Live, On Average, Nine Years Longer Than Left-Handed People Do.

>In Ancient Egypt, Priests Plucked Every Hair From Their Bodies, Including Their Eyebrows And Eyelashes.

>A Pig's Orgasm Lasts For 30 Minutes. (Not Sure How They Found This Out though... )

THANK YOU !

yw