she's stupid to have broken up with you.

was she blind?

You and my Zipples shall never make contact.

Nah, she just wasn't happy with me joining the Marines.

Oh, well I can understand that part.
But how could she give up a body like yours?
Damn girls.

I would suggest joining a dating site and uploading a shirtless headless picture, because all the women love that.

Guess we'll find out right? Hoorah!

grab a bottle and drown my sorrows lol

did you talk to her about the marines or did you make the decision on your own? if so maybe you need to learn how to talk with your girlfriend about life changing decisions maybe she felt left out and if you did not involve her this life change maybe she wonders what other decisions that you will make without her. it takes two to have a great relationship you know. good luck but remember that getting drunk and getting laid does not help matters any and if you truley cared about her you could not just sleep around anyway...... right>>>>>>>. talk to her and try to understand her point and learn from it......you will be amazed at what you will learn. hope this helps. just coming from someone that my bf made all the choices in our life and we aren't together now because of it. but i have learned and he is still having issues about keeping to his self and may you find happiness and keep safe where every they send you come home safe.....

get back on the horse and try again.

write an album.

It's funny, last time this happened to me I called Michael Phelps. He said a few tokes on the Bong,and I would forget all about her.

beer with the guy's.!!!then start chekin out gal's asses to keep yur mind off her.!!!

take a photo of my abs and post it on a dating site.

can i have one of yur behind.?

I don't have a wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide angle lense!!!!

Oh wait you said MY butt??? I thought you meant YOURS......

dam good gentle spankin, brat.!!!

First get a brain oohrah smart then maybe try and get a real woman

gentle????

Hahahaa!!!!!! Have you gotten weak and old while I wasn't looking?

long time no thread howwzzya bin.!