A man and his ever-nagging wife went on a trip to Jerusalem. While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You
can have her shipped home for $5000.00, or you can bury her here, in the
Holy Land for $150.00." The man thought about it and said he would just
have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend
$5000.00 to have her shipped home when it would be wonderful to be
buried here and you would spend only $150.00?" The man replied, "Long
ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days he rose from the
grave. I just can't take that chance.

That was too funny!

well that was sick. if he loved her he would want her back right?