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Can you teach every English speaking person the difference between to, too, and two? |
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hey God,
ive done some pretty fukced up stuff in my life, if you see fit to still love me,that would be cool. Thanx Dad Love Mark |
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Dear God,
I know I've been keeping you busy with my silly mundane requests. I'm sure you have better things to do with your time, but I have one just one more this morning... Please no more Viva Viagra commercials? |
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Can you teach every English speaking person the difference between to, too, and two? Oh crap. Good luck. Also, "through" and "threw". |
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cant he dont exist if thats the case, then i guess you dont either |
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Dear God, I know I've been keeping you busy with my silly mundane requests. I'm sure you have better things to do with your time, but I have one just one more this morning... Please no more Viva Viagra commercials? |
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cant he dont exist if thats the case, then i guess you dont either How do you figure that? |
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Dear God, Thank You!!!!
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Dear God, Thank You!!!! nice |
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I'll only ask one now and hopefully God (Dan99?) will answer by the time I come home. Dear God, Why did you create idiots? They are the only ones that would believe in me |
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cant he dont exist if thats the case, then i guess you dont either How do you figure that? You don't really exist Krimsa? Like Mindy? |
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I exist alright and i will kick your ass. Well not really but I do exist. God doesnt appear to though. Thats why I didnt understand the comment but I think it was just posted to be silly.
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I exist alright and i will kick your ass. Well not really but I do exist. God doesnt appear to though. Thats why I didnt understand the comment but I think it was just posted to be silly. Your gonna kick my ass? Oh help me God |
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Dear God,
The next time I take any form of public transportation, can the person sitting next to me shower on a regular basis? |
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Dear Lord:
I humbly come before you Lord and ask that their eyes see, that their ears hear....For it is Lord, through you that all things are possible. Lord I ask that you show them it is not YOU, that makes the nasty of the world but that of satan. I ask Lord that you open their hearts, their minds and their souls to receive that which is a blessing indeed.....AMEN AND AMEN |
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Ok Lord I am ready........
Come take me |
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Beautiful pics Lee
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