Topic: Send God an email
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Fri 01/23/09 11:24 AM
Dear God,

Why do some people only have one eyebrow?

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Fri 01/23/09 11:54 AM
I have another question for you God. I hope I'm not taking up too much of your time... embarassed

What's the deal with Chia pets??? I know people have bought them and given them for gifts. Why have I never seen a fully grown Chia pet? Do they disappear into a vortex once the box is opened? Or have none ever been opened?


Okay so that was four questions... Sorry...

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Fri 01/23/09 12:09 PM
IF CLEANLINESS IS GODLINESS,
THAN WHY ARE YOU EMPTY, JUST LIKE ME???

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Fri 01/23/09 12:10 PM
why didnt god remind me to buy more melba toast yesterday>>>?explode

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Fri 01/23/09 12:11 PM

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Fri 01/23/09 12:21 PM

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may say
I dont care what they may do
I dont care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may know
I dont care where they may go
I dont care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Jesus, hes my friend; jesus, hes my friend
He took me by the hand; led me far from this land
Jesus, hes my friend

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may say, I dont care what they may do
I dont care what they may say, jesus is just alright, oh yeah

bigsmile :angel:

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Fri 01/23/09 12:23 PM


bigsmile If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him? bigsmile


to stay clear of the S&D threads .. blushing




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Fri 01/23/09 01:56 PM
god answers knee mail

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Fri 01/23/09 01:56 PM



bigsmile If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him? bigsmile


to stay clear of the S&D threads .. blushing




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Fri 01/23/09 01:58 PM


bigsmile If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him? bigsmile
That I love him and Pray that he returns soon. That his will and not ours be done in all things.


I would like to see the look on the faces that mocked him.

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Fri 01/23/09 04:53 PM



bigsmile If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him? bigsmile
That I love him and Pray that he returns soon. That his will and not ours be done in all things.


I would like to see the look on the faces that mocked him.
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Fri 01/23/09 04:56 PM


bigsmile If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him? bigsmile


I would ask why he takes everyone around me, but keeps me here, even though I truely don't want to be here. ohwell

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Fri 01/23/09 05:37 PM
i just DID send god an email!!!!
teeheehee...



http://mingle2.com/user/view/203233

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Fri 01/23/09 05:39 PM

i just DID send god an email!!!!
teeheehee...



http://mingle2.com/user/view/203233


scared

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Fri 01/23/09 05:40 PM
i totaly know huh??

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Fri 01/23/09 06:17 PM
Edited by moofooga on Fri 01/23/09 06:27 PM
Dear God,

Why is it against the law to shoot toddlers out of a cannon?

Signed,

moofooga

(:laughing:)

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Sat 01/24/09 03:26 AM



bigsmile If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him? bigsmile


I would ask why he takes everyone around me, but keeps me here, even though I truely don't want to be here. ohwell


Wait... You're not having any suicidal thoughts, are you?

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Sat 01/24/09 05:04 AM


Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may say
I dont care what they may do
I dont care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may know
I dont care where they may go
I dont care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Jesus, hes my friend; jesus, hes my friend
He took me by the hand; led me far from this land
Jesus, hes my friend

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may say, I dont care what they may do
I dont care what they may say, jesus is just alright, oh yeah

bigsmile :angel:


bigsmile Like that songbigsmile

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Sat 01/24/09 05:05 AM
Can you find who has my soul today? Sold about 4 years ago to a fine young man for a cig, would like it back...no rush.

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Sat 01/24/09 05:08 AM
God, please keep me sober one more day

thanksflowerforyou