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 If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him?
Dear God: I'm wasting more time on Mingle, but at least this message is for you. I'm thinking of you. Hope things are going well for you. Scoundrel 
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Dear God, I've been meaning to ask you this for awhile, can we eliminate those seriously annoying Hoveround Power Chair Commercial with those senior citizens, wheeling around on the streets, in their home, or on a basketball court trying to sing that old Judy Garland song, "You made me love you commercials? While you are at it, ask him to take the Sham-Wow guy up to heaven already. 
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Thor, God of Thunder
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 Loki, God of Mischief
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Thats very Japanese looking.
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Dear Heavenly Father
Thank you for showing me When Angry, Sin Not! When angry, do not sin; do not ever let your wrath (your exasperation, your fury or indignation) last until the sun goes down. Leave no [such] room or foothold for the devil [give no opportunity to him]. ~ Ephesians 4: 26-27 Anger is a natural emotion we all have from time to time. Even the most placid amongst us feel anger at times. It’s not exactly wrong to feel anger, after all Jesus displayed anger when he drove out the moneychangers. I believe it’s all in how we handle our anger. If we respond to people and situations in an explosion of angry words and gestures, ranting and raving, then that expression is obviously the wrong way – it’s merely ‘venting’ the anger. When we do this, it’s the people around us that get hurt the most. How, then, do we deal with anger? I’m still on the journey of discovering how to not react out of anger. One thing I believe God has spoken to me concerning this, is the scripture in Proverbs 15:1 “A soft answer turns away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger”. It dawned on me one day, that if I respond in a ‘gentle tone using gentle words’, it will squash the anger inside. You see, when we ‘vent’ our anger it’s never ‘gentle’. It’s often loud, blunt, and hurtful with words that we wouldn’t normally use. Responding in this way set’s a pattern for how we respond, when angry, in the future – and on it goes! This is why I believe we are not to let the sun go down while we’re still angry. Let all bitterness and indignation and wrath (passion, rage, bad temper) and resentment (anger, animosity) and quarreling (brawling, clamor, contention) and slander (evil-speaking, abusive or blasphemous language) be banished from you, with all malice (spite, ill will, or baseness of any kind). ~ Ephesians 4: 31 Lord please help me not respond In a hurtful, angry way But to respond with gentle words In what I have to say |
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Are you there God???? Its me Margaret...... 
for some reason, I have this urge to go to a crusty ol' phonebooth on the outskirts of town. |
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Dear God,
Can there be no more CSI shows? |
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Dear God, Can there be no more CSI shows? God said go to hell.
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If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him?
If the Phoenix Cardinals win the Super Bowl is the world really going to come to an end? PS: What happened to Mirror's hair? 
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If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him?
If the Phoenix Cardinals win the Super Bowl is the world really going to come to an end? PS: What happened to Mirror's hair?
I can answer the first question. The world will come to an end when the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl. |
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If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him?
If the Phoenix Cardinals win the Super Bowl is the world really going to come to an end? PS: What happened to Mirror's hair?
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If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him?
If the Phoenix Cardinals win the Super Bowl is the world really going to come to an end? PS: What happened to Mirror's hair?
I'm sure it will look fine once the curlers are out...
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If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him?
If the Phoenix Cardinals win the Super Bowl is the world really going to come to an end? PS: What happened to Mirror's hair?
I'm sure it will look fine once the curlers are out...
We can only hope. 
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I did better than E mail, I am trying mutal match with God!
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he must be buzy. cuz he hasnt responded yet.. 
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Can you teach every English speaking person the difference between to, too, and two?
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If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him?
Stop all the hate in this life and world... CURE ALL THE CANCERS and diseases...... AND give us all faith through you SHOWING US YOU, and or your BEING! To many non-believers here.. I expect this in less time that I took to make everything.. Thank you and oh yes,,PLEASE,,AMEN. 
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If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him?
Stop all the hate in this life and world... CURE ALL THE CANCERS and diseases...... AND give us all faith through you SHOWING US YOU, and or your BEING! To many non-believers here.. I expect this in less time that I took to make everything.. Thank you and oh yes,,PLEASE,,AMEN.
his answer..... Free will |
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If you could send God an email on Mingle,what would you say to him?
Stop all the hate in this life and world... CURE ALL THE CANCERS and diseases...... AND give us all faith through you SHOWING US YOU, and or your BEING! To many non-believers here.. I expect this in less time that I took to make everything.. Thank you and oh yes,,PLEASE,,AMEN.
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