Topic: You know your computer is old
hopefulhoffman's photo
Thu 01/22/09 05:55 PM




You know your computer is old when you have to wait 30 minutes to get it started uplaugh


and wait 30 minutes for it to shut downlaugh


no that means it is infected with something


Kind of hard to believe since I never hooked it up to the internet unless it gets a virus from a software program you buy at a store?




Not enough RAM?
thats what my last girlfriend said

Atlantis75's photo
Thu 01/22/09 06:12 PM
You're computer is old, if:

-Making noises, even when it's off (check for bugs and mice!)
-You still have a large floppy drive
-Your Windows starts with the sound "Tada!"
-You have a ball rolling in your mouse and doesn't have a central wheel button
-Your monitor has a 14 inc screen but it weighs about 40lbs.
-You only have a CD-ROM installed, capable only to play CD-s.
-You tried to buy more memory for it, but the guy in Staple's said, you should rather check on the flee-market for the one compatible.
-When you turn on your PC, your "operating system" consist green or white text on a black background.
- You have a game called "Doom II" on 6 floppy disks and it is "choking" your PC's processing power with Its advanced graphics.


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Thu 01/22/09 06:34 PM

no that means it is infected with something


Kind of hard to believe since I never hooked it up to the internet unless it gets a virus from a software program you buy at a store?

?? Isn't this the internet??


Yes this is the internet, but I am using my laptop for the internet. I am talking about my PC that I don't use for the internet.

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Thu 01/22/09 06:35 PM

You're computer is old, if:

-Making noises, even when it's off (check for bugs and mice!)
-You still have a large floppy drive
-Your Windows starts with the sound "Tada!"
-You have a ball rolling in your mouse and doesn't have a central wheel button
-Your monitor has a 14 inc screen but it weighs about 40lbs.
-You only have a CD-ROM installed, capable only to play CD-s.
-You tried to buy more memory for it, but the guy in Staple's said, you should rather check on the flee-market for the one compatible.
-When you turn on your PC, your "operating system" consist green or white text on a black background.
- You have a game called "Doom II" on 6 floppy disks and it is "choking" your PC's processing power with Its advanced graphics.





too funnylaugh I feel old nowlaugh

Totage's photo
Thu 01/22/09 06:35 PM

You know your computer is old when you have to wait 30 minutes to get it started uplaugh


and wait 30 minutes for it to shut downlaugh


No, your computer is old when it literally has a bug in it. laugh

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Thu 01/22/09 06:41 PM
laugh too funny. I bet I do have some ants roaming in there tolaugh

Atlantis75's photo
Thu 01/22/09 06:55 PM


You're computer is old, if:

-Making noises, even when it's off (check for bugs and mice!)
-You still have a large floppy drive
-Your Windows starts with the sound "Tada!"
-You have a ball rolling in your mouse and doesn't have a central wheel button
-Your monitor has a 14 inc screen but it weighs about 40lbs.
-You only have a CD-ROM installed, capable only to play CD-s.
-You tried to buy more memory for it, but the guy in Staple's said, you should rather check on the flee-market for the one compatible.
-When you turn on your PC, your "operating system" consist green or white text on a black background.
- You have a game called "Doom II" on 6 floppy disks and it is "choking" your PC's processing power with Its advanced graphics.





too funnylaugh I feel old nowlaugh


Trust me, I feel old just knowing that I'm speaking about my own experience, that I used to have these:wink:

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Thu 01/22/09 06:59 PM
My PC's fan or motor (not sure) is so loud that I have to put the volume so high on my monitor to hear the music and actions of a old gamelaugh

No joke heredrinker

Atlantis75's photo
Thu 01/22/09 07:11 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Thu 01/22/09 07:11 PM

My PC's fan or motor (not sure) is so loud that I have to put the volume so high on my monitor to hear the music and actions of a old gamelaugh

No joke heredrinker


It's just probably full of dust and working extra hard. Or the bearing is gone bad, you could easily get a new fan from it from a store or online.

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Thu 01/22/09 07:17 PM


My PC's fan or motor (not sure) is so loud that I have to put the volume so high on my monitor to hear the music and actions of a old gamelaugh

No joke heredrinker


It's just probably full of dust and working extra hard. Or the bearing is gone bad, you could easily get a new fan from it from a store or online.


thanks for the advice. I am actually going to go look inside and start dusting it. If that works, I will get back to you to thank you again.

It is time to put a stop the loud noise with a swifter picker upperlaugh

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Thu 01/22/09 08:21 PM
Your computer is old when it starts getting retirement checks.

tngxl65's photo
Thu 01/22/09 08:41 PM
I'm running on my TRS-80, connected at 300 baud with a telephone coupler holding my Ma Bell telephone. 16KB of RAM and a Z80 processor running at a whopping 1.77mhz. Who could possibly need more than that. Takes me 10 minutes to load my browser from cassette tape. I've been waiting for mutual match to load for 30 minutes now, but I'm sure it will be worth the wait.

raiderfan_32's photo
Thu 01/22/09 09:15 PM

I'm running on my TRS-80, connected at 300 baud with a telephone coupler holding my Ma Bell telephone. 16KB of RAM and a Z80 processor running at a whopping 1.77mhz. Who could possibly need more than that. Takes me 10 minutes to load my browser from cassette tape. I've been waiting for mutual match to load for 30 minutes now, but I'm sure it will be worth the wait.


I think I still have some games for that. We used to have a TRS80. I used to love playing "Downland" laugh laugh laugh

tngxl65's photo
Thu 01/22/09 09:17 PM


I'm running on my TRS-80, connected at 300 baud with a telephone coupler holding my Ma Bell telephone. 16KB of RAM and a Z80 processor running at a whopping 1.77mhz. Who could possibly need more than that. Takes me 10 minutes to load my browser from cassette tape. I've been waiting for mutual match to load for 30 minutes now, but I'm sure it will be worth the wait.


I think I still have some games for that. We used to have a TRS80. I used to love playing "Downland" laugh laugh laugh


Played a lot of Zork... all text. I remember making duplicates of all my cassette games because after about 10 loads the tapes would go bad.

nogames39's photo
Thu 01/22/09 10:52 PM

I'm running on my TRS-80, connected at 300 baud with a telephone coupler holding my Ma Bell telephone. 16KB of RAM and a Z80 processor running at a whopping 1.77mhz. Who could possibly need more than that. Takes me 10 minutes to load my browser from cassette tape. I've been waiting for mutual match to load for 30 minutes now, but I'm sure it will be worth the wait.


Ah the sweet memories of Z80... I remember "hacking up" an "upgrade" - hooking up a VCR instead of a cassette player to load from and record to. I was happy for a whole few months after that one.

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Thu 01/22/09 11:05 PM

You know your computer is old when you have to wait 30 minutes to get it started uplaugh


and wait 30 minutes for it to shut downlaugh


You know your computer is old when your input device consists of a tablet, chisel, and hammer.

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Fri 01/23/09 06:17 AM


You know your computer is old when you have to wait 30 minutes to get it started uplaugh


and wait 30 minutes for it to shut downlaugh


You know your computer is old when your input device consists of a tablet, chisel, and hammer.


laugh laugh

wiley's photo
Fri 01/23/09 08:28 PM
Edited by wiley on Fri 01/23/09 08:29 PM
I miss Microsoft Bob. sad

http://toastytech.com/guis/bob.html


DaishiBaou's photo
Sat 01/24/09 09:45 PM
You know your computer is old when you still use 5.25 inch floppies...

Really....old.....MAC....Apple II I believe...

catwoman96's photo
Sat 01/24/09 10:20 PM

You know your computer is old when you have to wait 30 minutes to get it started uplaugh


and wait 30 minutes for it to shut downlaugh


happened to my boyfriend too..oh well hes getting $200 bucks for selling a mostly junk computer to a secondhand computer shop.