Why is it that publishers clearing house sends me letters two or three times a year, but their "prize patrol" never seems to be able to find my house?

hell...they don't even send me letters anymore

I haven't got any letters from them either in a while. Whats up with that?

Me either, maybe because I moved and they can't find me

Or maybe they found out I don't have the wood burning stove any more. Have you noticed once they find out you don't have wood heat any more the letters stop? I could always depend on it to help start the stove.

But I have a woodburner and I still don't get them...

I would definitely send a letter to the editor on that one.

Maybe they've already given all the money away

I would suspect Ed McMahon. I always thought he smiled too much.

Well they didn't give me any and I would be a millionaire if I hadn't put all those stamps on their envelopes

Johnny Carson could have put Ed up to it. Johnny Carson looked different in The Shining. Heres Johnny.

Several years ago I sent back every entry form I got from them, but I never ordered anything because they said you didn't have to order to win. After I had sent these things back in religiously for about a year, I got a REALLY nasty note saying that if I didn't order something they would not accept my entries anymore. I thought it was pretty funny

THAT is funny Maybe I should sue them for my stamp money

They send my mom one every year...........she died in 2000. Go figure

My goodness

Same here

I loved whenyou pasted those stamps on to get some worthless magazine you really never needed, but wanted to try!

They had this magazine called "Contest Newsletter"...It listed all these contests and where to mail your 3 x 5 card to enter. Oh how the folks at my office laughed at me.

I showed them, I won one of the prizes,
not first to be sure...but how many of you have the Campbell's Soup Cookbook????

Now everything is logging on to web sites and entering codes...bah humbug

That's funny I have the Campell's Today Cookbook and I have no idea where it came from!!

unfortunately they know where I live groan.Just threw out the latest.