So, my friend was telling me that he was just walking into the library when his phone started ringing...to the unfortunate sound of a John Phillip Sousa March... Everyone turned to look at him...the librarian gave him the "Spock eye" ( *visual aid*)... Without missing a beat, he puffed out his chest...waved his imaginary baton...& marched right over to the front desk!

Anyone else have a story...or do ya'll just keep it on "vibrate"?

People need so much to be all the time connected and everywhere that it is becoming to be laughable.

Now that's funny! Thank you for the chuckle. That's the kind of person I like...make the best of the situation.

I try to keep it on vibrate where appropriate. I do however, use ringback tones (it's a song that plays to the caller when they call me, instead of just a ringing sound). I have it set up so my friends hear the Ohio State Theme Song, my man hears a special song just for him and my ex hears this.........

Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.

Well...the ringtone I have for when my brother calls me is a Murderdolls song.

The first thing you hear when it goes off is " ONE TWO F*CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! "

That goes over really well in a bank when you forget to put the phone on vibrate....lmao

Oh you! (((JAG)))

Ooooo....gotta love the calliope music....lmao

Should have a real song like the U of M fight song.

Hail to the Victors!

Oh no you didn't!!! Could you have at least quoted after I fixed my here/hear faux pas?...... I'm taking back my hug and replacing it with a smack!

My sister has that song "I'm too sexy"...it's great when she has a baby in her arms & the rest of her kids in tow...

Honestly. I didn't even notice the mistake...

Well..I noticed the music mistake..just not the spelling mistake...lmao

Smack me baby!!!

My email ringtone on my phone is Austin Powers, "You've got mail baby, Yeah". You can imagine the looks I get when I forget to put in on vibrate in a meeting....

That's why I just use a loud ring for the phone instead of a ring tone. Plus some of those songs come across very fuzzy.

I was meeting my first love briefly one night, because he had agreed to do me a favor and hold on to some things for me. Well, he tried to kiss me as we were sitting in his truck (but I didn't feel it appropriate for several different reasons at the time), so I turned my face for a "cheek kiss".

Just after this happened, he got a call from a female. The ringtone was unmistakeably one that you'd have playing for a love interest.

I was glad I didn't allow the the kiss for another reason at that point! lol

It was an uncomfortable moment for both of us, to say the least. I quickly made an excuse to get out of the truck and high-tailed it home.

*shaking head* Some people never change....

Nope, I pretty much always have it on vibrate when somewhere I don't want to hear it.

The nurse's daughter put the ringtone of the song, "I like your pants around your face" on my cell. I had the cell on the charger in the nurse's station. The nurse said someone called me while she was on the land line with a client's POA. She let me know it really embarrassed her and got onto me. I said, "Well, your daughter put it on my cell." She said, "It figures."

in church....just as the choir hit a high note to a pause......



from behind me......


BLAH BLAH...BLAHBLAH.......

My brother is an EMT, he was called out to a house where the family's father had suffered a heart attack. He'd forgotten that he had set his message alert tone as the sound of someone farting and received a message as they were loading the father onto the trolley before loading him into the ambulance. Needless to say he was mortified when what sounded like a long series of farts emitted from him lol

I had my Nextel with me while I was at a store standing at the counter, when it beeped and my buddy at full volume goes " YO B*TCH ", I was LMFAO while everyone was looking at me. Good thing I don't embarrass easy.


Or the time I was @ Wendy's standing in line when another bud calls, and his ringtone was Crazy Train from Ozzy. So at full blast out of nowhere you hear " ALL ABOARD" making everyone around me jump cuz it scared the chit out of them.... ahhhhh good times I tell ya

OMG! That's the best one yet! I wanna "fart fone"!!!

My best friend let a friends kid put a ring tone on for him and cant get it off....Each time his phone rings a loud voice says---ANSWER THE PHONE --ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE---IF YOU DONT ANSWER THE PHONE IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS-----If I know he is at the store I always call......People just crack up after they realize its the phone ringer...