Topic: The Biggest No No
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Fri 01/02/09 10:57 PM

wearing dirty clothes


omg, i just posted that, lol

TheLonelyWalker's photo
Fri 01/02/09 10:59 PM





smitten What do you think is the "BIGGEST NO NO" on a first date?smitten

when the person i'm dating thinks she is some sort of queen.



Hey stranger! What about princesses? or members of parliment?

well darling i can make an exception with you, but you are gonna need to fly far far beyond your kingdom.


Well this princess already has her "happily ever-after"...but Id love to leave here to go south! I need a vaca in the sun. Im sick of walking through 40 inches of snow everyday!

florida is a good place to be, yet you won't find me there anymore.

TwilightsTwin's photo
Fri 01/02/09 11:01 PM






smitten What do you think is the "BIGGEST NO NO" on a first date?smitten

when the person i'm dating thinks she is some sort of queen.



Hey stranger! What about princesses? or members of parliment?

well darling i can make an exception with you, but you are gonna need to fly far far beyond your kingdom.


Well this princess already has her "happily ever-after"...but Id love to leave here to go south! I need a vaca in the sun. Im sick of walking through 40 inches of snow everyday!

florida is a good place to be, yet you won't find me there anymore.


oh?!?!

misstina2's photo
Fri 01/02/09 11:04 PM




farting
what about if you both went to taco bell for lunch? :tongue:
guess if you're both farting it's a mutual match

lol
laugh laugh laugh

TheLonelyWalker's photo
Fri 01/02/09 11:08 PM







smitten What do you think is the "BIGGEST NO NO" on a first date?smitten

when the person i'm dating thinks she is some sort of queen.



Hey stranger! What about princesses? or members of parliment?

well darling i can make an exception with you, but you are gonna need to fly far far beyond your kingdom.


Well this princess already has her "happily ever-after"...but Id love to leave here to go south! I need a vaca in the sun. Im sick of walking through 40 inches of snow everyday!

florida is a good place to be, yet you won't find me there anymore.


oh?!?!

you will need farther south, by the middle of the world.

jtmcdole's photo
Fri 01/02/09 11:11 PM

you will need farther south, by the middle of the world.


... The earth is an (imperfect) sphere. laugh :wink:

TheLonelyWalker's photo
Fri 01/02/09 11:15 PM


you will need farther south, by the middle of the world.


... The earth is an (imperfect) sphere. laugh :wink:

:banana:

misstina2's photo
Fri 01/02/09 11:16 PM
hitting on the waitress

MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 01/03/09 04:36 AM

hitting on the waitress









:laughing:

Krimsa's photo
Sat 01/03/09 04:42 AM
Rudeness to service workers. I went out with a man that yelled at a waitress and I felt horribly embarrassed. I ended up excusing myself for the bathroom and I shot out a back door and took a cab home. noway

no photo
Sat 01/03/09 04:44 AM

Same as the second date, the second year & after 50 years af marraige. The biggest no no is lying.

winking flowerforyou

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Sat 01/03/09 04:45 AM
date r@pe

Citizen_Joe's photo
Sat 01/03/09 07:34 AM

date r@pe


Ya think? whoa

no photo
Sat 01/03/09 07:42 AM

showing up naked

well that may not be so bad?

Krimsa's photo
Sat 01/03/09 07:44 AM
The penis needs to remain safely in the pants on the first date. I generally etch that rule in stone. huh

no photo
Sat 01/03/09 07:45 AM

The penis needs to remain safely in the pants on the first date. I generally etch that rule in stone. huh
[/quote i didnt say im naked u assumed that

justinc1431's photo
Sat 01/03/09 07:47 AM
Asking how much money I make.

buttons's photo
Sat 01/03/09 07:48 AM
letting the rooster outta the cagelaugh

BertDCaveman's photo
Sat 01/03/09 07:48 AM
Ask her to bring her sister

justinc1431's photo
Sat 01/03/09 07:53 AM
Edited by justinc1431 on Sat 01/03/09 07:53 AM
Not laughing at my terrible jokes... :wink: