So you say you are a great philosopher huh??? Well prove it!

Here is your chance to write the most creative philosophical quote that mankind will ever read. So great in fact that societies will worship it for hundreds a years later.

as for me I am not a great philosopher so I will have to learn from you guys

not an original but "life is a cookie"

"Topical satire is wasted on the wasted." -- Lex

That is a good one Lex

I use that a lot. Nobody really gets it, though.

The other one I use a lot is "Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam," which is really outdated now but I still like it.

no clue what that is lex

but sounds good

It's Latin for "Incidentally, in my opinion, Carthage must be destroyed." Cato the Elder used to end his orations with it. I first ran across the quote in a footnote in one of Nietzsche's books.

very interesting

If you remember the answers to all the questions you've ever asked, you could write a book of answers, and still have the same questions. But find an answer for yourself and you could write a book of new questions.

Guys go to the club to get laid... Ladys go for free drinks

signed xxx's and ooo's is not the same as signed *****es and Ho's


*lifts hand to show the backside*

"Where's my money at?"

Woman are like rollercoasters

How much fun would a rollercoaster be if it just went straight?


Pretty boring huh, It takes alot of curves, twist and turns to make it one hell of a ride!

I once heard of a professor who would regularly interject the question "Can you see me now?" into his conversations.

so true

"In these days of Wall St. djinns,
your 401k grows small
but not your chin--
Burma Shave."

Don't try to bend the spoon that would be impossible. Imagine instead that there is no spoon. Okay, now imagine that there is a spoon. Now imagine what your mother is going to do to you once she finds that you have bent all her spoons.

"Never argue with the furniture"
-me



"A boomerang that never comes back is only a stick"
-me


"You can not fall off the floor. When in doubt, get on the floor"
-me

The_Pete_Man says, "Don't beat up any dead fish".

Hey KerryO and Quiet - I abstain from voting because you both have great quotes....

Looks like Quiet's got me on quantity, though.

But here's one to ponder:

Would lavender Krytonite make Superman gay, and if so, would plaid Kryptonite make him str8 again?

Then there's:

"Throw the big part." - Hand Grenades for Dummies

...and:

"The Bush Administration's foreign policy is like a Viagra commercial shot in Claymation, while its economic polices are like Monty Python in semaphore."

Lastly, two I swiped:

"Practice safe philosophy-- use conundrums."

"Semper Ubi Sub Ubi."

-Kerry O.

My quote... "Sexy is as sexy does...remember that when you are acting ugly"